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Jodi S. wrote:I made an appointment with my eye doctor for a yearly check-up. There's the opthamologist (who is covered by my health insurance), and the contact lens guy (who isn't, so I have to pay out of pocket.)
The appointment's not until August, which was the earliest appointment where both of them were in on the same day.
About a half hour ago, my phone rang. The caller ID indicated it was the doctor's office. I picked up because I thought they were calling to confirm that they got my referral.
It was the contact lens doctor.
"Hi, this is [first name]. You wanted to talk to me about your contact lenses?"
"Um, well, I made an appointment to see you and Dr. Opthamologist. It's in a month or so."
"Oh, so you didn't call to ask me any questions?"
"Nope. Just made an appointment."
[awkward pause]
"Okay...so how are you doing? It's been a while since I've seen you."
"I'll be in for my appointment in August. I have to go. Thanks for calling."
*CLICK*
Anybody else think this was kind of odd? I'm a little creeped out. It wasn't what he said, it was his tone that made me think: hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
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Jodi S. wrote:It was the contact lens doctor.
"Hi, this is [first name]. You wanted to talk to me about your contact lenses?"
"Um, well, I made an appointment to see you and Dr. Opthamologist. It's in a month or so."
"Oh, so you didn't call to ask me any questions?"
"Nope. Just made an appointment."
[awkward pause]
"Okay...so how are you doing? It's been a while since I've seen you."
"I'll be in for my appointment in August. I have to go. Thanks for calling."
*CLICK*
Anybody else think this was kind of odd? I'm a little creeped out. It wasn't what he said, it was his tone that made me think: hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Jodi S. wrote:...
"Okay...so how are you doing? It's been a while since I've seen you."
"I'll be in for my appointment in August. I have to go. Thanks for calling."
*CLICK*
Bill Swansea wrote:Wow. That looks so shit.

Mandroid2.0 wrote:From my experience, eye doctors are weirdass clueless dorks when it comes to communication and avoiding awkwardness.
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circle_ruler wrote:Mandroid2.0 wrote:From my experience, eye doctors are weirdass clueless dorks when it comes to communication and avoiding awkwardness.
yeah just look at Assad. eye charts and lenses, breathy intimacies and darkened rooms led directly to secret police and mass torture. the chain is there for all to see. beware the opthamologists!

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Ernest wrote:Jodi S. wrote:...
"Okay...so how are you doing? It's been a while since I've seen you."
"I'll be in for my appointment in August. I have to go. Thanks for calling."
*CLICK*
Boy, is that going to be awkward in August. He's not going to forget.
I'm picturing the optometrist version of Corbin Bernsen in the The Dentist.


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Ty Webb wrote:All appendages crossed, Jodi.
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Maurice wrote:Ty Webb wrote:All appendages crossed, Jodi.
+1.

Jodi S. wrote:It looks like my unemployment claim was not denied.
This is good.
What is not good is that I still have to figure out where I'm going to get the money to COBRA my health insurance for the next quarter. Well, to be more accurate, I have to figure out how to replenish my entire "emergency fund" after I pay for my health insurance.
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Not getting my hopes up, but wishing pretty hard this happens.
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