If you could go back and talk to your 18-year-old self...

[Carl]

Save six months and figure out NOW that her roommate – the blonde one – will be far, far more fun.

That guy who got drunk for the first time ever last fall? The one who started growing pot in his closet soon thereafter as his mom's marriage fell apart? He may not be the most reliable guy to have as a roommate.

Hüsker Dü broke up. Get over it.

[i am the smud]

oh, another thing, dont start smoking cigarettes, you retard. it took you four years to quit and you wasted god knows how much money

[chumpchange]

You are going to move to Vancouver in a year, but for the wrong reason. But that's fine because you will meet some recording engineering graduates who are jobless and you will decide not to go that route. However, instead of working 10 different jobs in the next 16 years not knowing what you want to do for a living, get into the film industry right away because I would be a goddam Director of Photography by now.

Also, when your band tours the U.S. in '93, take a fucking camera and 10 rolls of film. You may never get to Chicago, D.C., or Tuscaloosa again (although you will return to NYC to get married in 2007 - or maybe not if you follow any of this advice).

Also, begin a one-man crusade to keep people off the coasts of landmasses around the Indian Ocean on Boxing Day, 2004.

[Charlie D]

Men to** stay away from (**especially):
2) guitarists who are into bicycling

Hello.

[Awesome_Komodo]

Everything that seems like a good idea now, don't do it.

This includes going to college, losing your virginity and eating acid...

Oh, wait,

Stop playing music.

[AnthonyVillalobos]

- Do you still slang? Front me an eighth, I'll pay you next week. Let me get one of those blunt wraps too...

- You're not going to listen to anything I have to say anyways, so do you need me to buy you some beer or what? I'm headed to the store.

- Burritos will always rule and they are plentiful. Don't be bummed.

- I know you already don't wear condoms when you fuck, soooo keep that up. It feels better.

[Speedie]

That chick you're dating that's great in the sack but a total psycho pain in thae ass?

Yeah, get out now!

Don't baby her for 3 more years then marry her.

Seriously, dude, RUN, you motherfucker!!

[tank]

have more fun.

fokus more on education.

practise your fucking instrument.

dont be shy on the girls. they want it too.

genrerally have a more relaxed view on the world. it all not that hard.

[tbone]

Don't be such a wuss. Just fucking do it already.

That's exactly what I'd tell myself.

Me too. Also,

Buy a shitload of Apple stock

and I would add: don't wait another 7 or 8 years to start giving a shit about how your clothes actually fit. Start now.