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Re: What Is Morrissey Doing Right Now?

Postby AnthonyVillalobos on Wed Oct 31, 2012 3:38 pm

With Glenn Beck, taking it upon themselves to correct and appropriate already-translated ancient Egyptian Hieroglyphics to their liking.


Or signing up for the marines in front of a Burger King in Alabama.
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Re: What Is Morrissey Doing Right Now?

Postby Tom on Wed Oct 31, 2012 3:40 pm

Wondering how it is possible that his fans are more tedious than he is.
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Re: What Is Morrissey Doing Right Now?

Postby first2letters on Wed Oct 31, 2012 3:55 pm

Living his life as he will undoubtedly die, alone.
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Re: What Is Morrissey Doing Right Now?

Postby Eugenius on Wed Oct 31, 2012 3:58 pm

Standing at the mirror practicing the lines he has written and submitted under a pseudonym for a much hoped for cameo in the third season of Portlandia.
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Re: What Is Morrissey Doing Right Now?

Postby Kyle Motor on Wed Oct 31, 2012 4:15 pm

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Re: What Is Morrissey Doing Right Now?

Postby geiginni on Wed Oct 31, 2012 4:17 pm

Trying to find a new recipe for a homemade vegan cat food that won't make Oscar and Algernon anemic. The vet is starting to give him bloody hell about this, but most remain strong, as there will be absolutely no murder-kibble in the house.
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Re: What Is Morrissey Doing Right Now?

Postby Rimbaud III on Wed Oct 31, 2012 4:29 pm

Outsourcing his misery to a factory in China, begrudgingly.
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Re: What Is Morrissey Doing Right Now?

Postby scott on Wed Oct 31, 2012 5:04 pm

Urinating








On himself







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Re: What Is Morrissey Doing Right Now?

Postby Frank Decent on Wed Oct 31, 2012 5:08 pm

He's trick or treating. Not stopping until that garbage bag is full.
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Re: What Is Morrissey Doing Right Now?

Postby Anthony Flack on Wed Oct 31, 2012 5:34 pm

Rimbaud III wrote:Outsourcing his misery to a factory in China, begrudgingly.


He just can't compete with the cheap imported Morrisseys flooding the market these days. There's a factory in Chongqing that has sixteen Johnny Marrs running continuously, 24 hours a day - you can't compete with that. They reformed the Smiths ten years ago and they're now running at peak output capacity of eighteen hundred new albums per week - you can't compete with that.
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Re: What Is Morrissey Doing Right Now?

Postby dolemite2 on Wed Oct 31, 2012 6:18 pm

amelia wrote:Making vegetarian lasagna and singing show tunes whilst dancing with his cat.


Sorry Chief, Moz is a dog person
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Re: What Is Morrissey Doing Right Now?

Postby Ptommydski on Wed Oct 31, 2012 6:18 pm

night_tools wrote:Blinds drawn, wrapped in a Union Jack, eating almonds, Googling himself and tutting at the results.

It's cheating to actually know what he's doing.
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Re: What Is Morrissey Doing Right Now?

Postby ldopa_chicago on Wed Oct 31, 2012 6:31 pm

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Re: What Is Morrissey Doing Right Now?

Postby Goddamn Miracle on Wed Oct 31, 2012 6:49 pm

--Morrissey is editing the EA wiki site. He printed it out earlier today and is planning on making his changes soon.

---EDIT: He has found an eraser that the Smifs did not break mechanical pencil "lead" into and his changes are coming forthwith.
---- He is pleased to now the known as that steve fellow.
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Re: What Is Morrissey Doing Right Now?

Postby dolemite2 on Wed Oct 31, 2012 8:46 pm

amelia wrote:
dolemite2 wrote:
amelia wrote:Making vegetarian lasagna and singing show tunes whilst dancing with his cat.


Still sorry sport

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82ecNtqAUMw
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Re: What Is Morrissey Doing Right Now?

Postby don.chaney on Wed Oct 31, 2012 9:07 pm

amelia wrote:Moz is celibate.

YOU MEAN WAS YOU WOULD KNOW THAT IF YOU WERE REALLY ABOUT THAT MOZ LIFE PEOPLE THESE DAYS.
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Re: What Is Morrissey Doing Right Now?

Postby The MayorofRockNRoll on Thu Nov 01, 2012 11:57 am

amelia wrote:
don.chaney wrote:
amelia wrote:Moz is celibate.

YOU MEAN WAS YOU WOULD KNOW THAT IF YOU WERE REALLY ABOUT THAT MOZ LIFE PEOPLE THESE DAYS.



He doesn't ride cockhorse, OK?


I'm sorry, but I have to take the Warlock Pinchers' word over yours. I think they have some...uh...inside knowledge.
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Re: What Is Morrissey Doing Right Now?

Postby The MayorofRockNRoll on Thu Nov 01, 2012 12:06 pm

amelia wrote:
The MayorofRockNRoll wrote:
amelia wrote:
don.chaney wrote:
amelia wrote:Moz is celibate.

YOU MEAN WAS YOU WOULD KNOW THAT IF YOU WERE REALLY ABOUT THAT MOZ LIFE PEOPLE THESE DAYS.



He doesn't ride cockhorse, OK?


I'm sorry, but I have to take the Warlock Pinchers' word over yours. I think they have some...uh...inside knowledge.


FINE, but don't expect to get any Moz cupcakes or Moz crafts from me. :-|


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Re: What Is Morrissey Doing Right Now?

Postby mufkin taskellsz on Thu Nov 01, 2012 12:31 pm

He is playing bumper pool with Andrew Ridgely in Ridgely's pied-a-terre while the rain drums the pavements outside. They are discussing top-fuel drag racing. Morrissey occasionally veers off into a lament that he can no longer find ChapEt at his local off-license. Ridgely, in an awkward attempt at consolation, obligingly chalks Morrissey's cue.
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Re: What Is Morrissey Doing Right Now?

Postby sleepkid on Thu Nov 01, 2012 1:01 pm

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