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Re: Celebrity Crush, Regardless Of Era

Postby Janeway on Sat Oct 21, 2017 11:10 am

^until basic bish posers turned her into a purse.
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Re: Celebrity Crush, Regardless Of Era

Postby brephophagist on Sat Oct 21, 2017 1:01 pm

Domiziana Giordano in Tarkovsky's Nostalgia. Pretty sure her hair achieves sentience in the first act.
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Re: Celebrity Crush, Regardless Of Era

Postby Janeway on Sat Oct 21, 2017 2:57 pm

brephophagist wrote:Domiziana Giordano in Tarkovsky's Nostalgia. Pretty sure her hair achieves sentience in the first act.


wow she's beautiful, this thread deserves a picture
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reminds me of manon des sources
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Re: Celebrity Crush, Regardless Of Era

Postby enframed on Thu Dec 21, 2017 12:42 am

Master Sommelier Pascaline Lepeltier
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Re: Celebrity Crush, Regardless Of Era

Postby OrthodoxEaster on Thu Dec 21, 2017 8:07 am

enframed wrote:Master Sommelier Pascaline Lepeltier
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Liked her lists when she was at Rouge Tomate a hell of a lot. Particularly strong on the Loire and Jura.
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Re: Celebrity Crush, Regardless Of Era

Postby kokorodoko on Wed Dec 27, 2017 8:01 pm

Oh boy this is totally. 8 year old me. For real.


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Re: Celebrity Crush, Regardless Of Era

Postby curry pervert on Wed Dec 27, 2017 8:24 pm

Juliette Binoche, at any age.(obviously legal age)

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Re: Celebrity Crush, Regardless Of Era

Postby gaetano on Sat Jan 13, 2018 4:32 pm

Neapolitan actress and showgirl Serena Autieri knocks me out.
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Re: Celebrity Crush, Regardless Of Era

Postby hayate on Sat Jan 13, 2018 6:21 pm

ana de armas.. in latest blade runner film.. oh my.

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Re: Celebrity Crush, Regardless Of Era

Postby gentleman on Mon Jan 15, 2018 1:30 pm

OrthodoxEaster wrote:
enframed wrote:Master Sommelier Pascaline Lepeltier
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Liked her lists when she was at Rouge Tomate a hell of a lot. Particularly strong on the Loire and Jura.


funny...looked at the rouge tomate menu now that she left and its awful. i barely enjoyed my meal there. wine was fine but service and food were forgettable.

interesting call on a crush though.
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Re: Celebrity Crush, Regardless Of Era

Postby Madman Munt on Tue Jan 16, 2018 1:54 pm

PL seems cool. I'd like to see an example of her lists when RT was in its pomp.

gentleman wrote:wine was fine but service and food were forgettable.


Forgettable (totally invisible) service is the ideal. It's fun when you have a cute waitress that your date is into and you can dream of a post-dinner threesome, but really the best is when everything happens as it should and you don't notice it at all.
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Re: Celebrity Crush, Regardless Of Era

Postby prd on Wed Jan 17, 2018 7:18 am

This Czech actress named Vlasta Fialova, who hit her prime in the 40s:

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Naturally beautiful, she was the fine-aging sort too:

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No fucking botox, no plastic surgeries. Even when she went almost fossil, you could tell what a gem she must have been at some point: Image

She could get away with hairy armpits just fine, too:

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Re: Celebrity Crush, Regardless Of Era

Postby OrthodoxEaster on Wed Jan 17, 2018 9:15 am

Madman Munt wrote:PL seems cool. I'd like to see an example of her lists when RT was in its pomp.

gentleman wrote:wine was fine but service and food were forgettable.


Forgettable (totally invisible) service is the ideal. It's fun when you have a cute waitress that your date is into and you can dream of a post-dinner threesome, but really the best is when everything happens as it should and you don't notice it at all.


I have never actually consumed food at Rouge Tomate.

The lists during the Pascaline era were a nice mix of very classic stuff from France, Italy, and Germany alongside a good number of hipper but quite skilled natural wine producers. If memory serves, Bodega Mendall/Laureano Serres's 5 Anys i un Dia, a superoxidative, almost brown, rancio-like thing from Terra Alta in Spanish Catalonia, really turned my crank.

Pascaline coauthored the most recent Alice Feiring book and I suspect that aesthetic may have clashed a little w/RT's more staid tendencies.
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Re: Celebrity Crush, Regardless Of Era

Postby Janeway on Wed Jan 17, 2018 8:42 pm

gaetano wrote:Neapolitan blah blah
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:roll: uh except we all know sicilians do it better

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and the chick from blade runner is a cardboard cutout swagger jackhoe

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tryin to emulate her cuter brunette friend for blade runner, just uncool all around. i'd roll my eyes but i might fall asleep im starting to get sleepy now
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Re: Celebrity Crush, Regardless Of Era

Postby hayate on Thu Jan 18, 2018 2:17 pm

crushing hard on anna matthews

mostly bc she looks almost exactly like this girl i worked briefly with last spring and never quite pulled it off.. because all the cards were stacked against me there like that. my boss hated me, etc.

i mean this could be her twin sister... only anna obviously trains like an athlete. same build same face.. its incredible.

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Re: Celebrity Crush, Regardless Of Era

Postby Madman Munt on Thu Jan 18, 2018 4:41 pm

hayate wrote:crushing hard on anna matthews


So I'm thinking who is this chick, maybe she's on a stupid TV show or is a crappy singer?

No, what she does is have people take photographs of her bottom! And what a very nice <bites knuckles> bottom it is, too. Sometimes it's good to be reminded that we are just monkeys after all.

But I'd like to see your award-winning wine list, bare bum-cheek girl! Can you pour me a Loire Chenin that tastes like a bruised russet apple that's been left forgotten in a leather handbag along with a pair of used panties the day after the owner has done the walk of shame?
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Re: Celebrity Crush, Regardless Of Era

Postby hayate on Thu Jan 18, 2018 9:43 pm

Madman Munt wrote:
hayate wrote:crushing hard on anna matthews


So I'm thinking who is this chick, maybe she's on a stupid TV show or is a crappy singer?

No, what she does is have people take photographs of her bottom! And what a very nice <bites knuckles> bottom it is, too. Sometimes it's good to be reminded that we are just monkeys after all.

But I'd like to see your award-winning wine list, bare bum-cheek girl! Can you pour me a Loire Chenin that tastes like a bruised russet apple that's been left forgotten in a leather handbag along with a pair of used panties the day after the owner has done the walk of shame?


very well played sir.. and I realize what this thread is really about and can totally empathize. Ive been there a few times myself. a superior kind of.. you know. THING.

but i maintain that this girl was next to identical to the above and whats more it is perfectly concievable that she very well may have been an extra naughty waitress one time or two. certainly she did know wine, or i should assume as much because she barbacked also.

touche, touche; I am the lowly temp dishwasher, and part-time cookie-monster, its no secret.
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Re: Celebrity Crush, Regardless Of Era

Postby mike hitler (no relation) on Thu Jan 18, 2018 10:27 pm

JL-D forever

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Damn, Tootie

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Bernadette, people are searchin'

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Re: Celebrity Crush, Regardless Of Era

Postby Janeway on Fri Jan 19, 2018 3:01 am

nobodys doin it for me.
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Re: Celebrity Crush, Regardless Of Era

Postby Janeway on Fri Jan 19, 2018 3:20 am

i see anna mathews like

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shine a light on a butt, its always the same
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be careful with your dolls

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