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Re: UFC

Postby jimmy two hands on Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:12 am

I watched UFC twice, the first time, it was two dudes who slapped each other once or twice and then they dry-humped for several minutes until one tapped out. I thought I'd give it one more chance, the second time the two dudes in the fight slapped each other one or twice, kicked each other once or twice, and then dry humped for several minutes until one tapped out. I'm not interested in watching two dudes in boxer-brief speedos dry hump. I don't care that it's in an octagon. It's bullshit. WWF may be all fake and stupid, but at least there's a storyline and no dry humping.
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Re: UFC

Postby addley on Thu Jan 17, 2013 4:41 am

cwendeld wrote:I spend 5-6 hours a week at a BJJ academy exercising and learning to hurt people. Rolling regularly is better cardio than the 50 miles/wk or so of utilitarian bike riding that I also do. It is also a time to be social, talk about goofy shit, and not think about work. All in all, I am a much better person for it. I'd also like to think that I am a fairly respectful and "normal" person. I have also done more traditional martial arts which are fine too, but something completely different.


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Re: UFC

Postby Antero on Thu Jan 17, 2013 5:35 am

I find it occasionally entertaining to watch. For my own part regardless of my training I personally don't believe in participating in sport-fighting competition, though I have no beef with friends and teachers who do so.
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Re: UFC

Postby wellsyuk on Thu Jan 17, 2013 8:59 am

Despite most of the fans looking like complete dickheads - I really like it. It's what Bruce Lee wanted to see too, and I like Bruce Lee. He's in my head.
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Re: UFC

Postby cwendeld on Thu Jan 17, 2013 4:01 pm

jimmy two hands wrote:I'm not interested in watching two dudes in boxer-brief speedos dry hump.
Yeah. I understand that. I didn't sub grappling at all till I started doing it about four years ago, and by this point I am only starting to figure it out. It is like a weird combination of chess and twister and rock-scissors-paper. It is also not very telegenic at times, which is why you see all the ref stand-ups in the UFC. ...which can be crap. In places where more people are familiar with groundfighting (Brazil, Japan, Russia) MMA gets more respect because more people actually know what is going on and are patient enough to watch it.
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Re: UFC

Postby TheMilford on Thu Mar 14, 2013 10:20 pm

Is anybody watching the St. Pierre - Diaz fight this weekend?

If you're in NYC I'll chip in for the PPV. Otherwise I'll be hitting some shitty sports bar... Anybody got any ideas as to who might be showing it in Brooklyn?
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Re: UFC

Postby mazacultura on Fri Mar 15, 2013 1:31 am

I'll be watching it from the other side of the continent. Heading to an acquaintance's to watch; every sports bar for 200 km will be packed beyond imagining. GSP fights always draw crazy crowds out here.
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Re: UFC

Postby Mama Clortho on Fri Dec 29, 2017 6:02 pm

Any other Khabib fanboys around?

It takes a very special person to make me excited and nervous about the idea of two men fighting for glory.


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Re: UFC

Postby Mama Clortho on Sun Dec 31, 2017 6:58 pm

Once again, here is Khabib negotiating his next contract mid-mauling last night.

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Never thought I would be so inspired by a mixed martial artist from Dagistan. I would put a poster above my bed. I wish everyone else here felt the same way and we could all discuss Khabib Nurmagomedov together.
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Re: UFC

Postby Trey on Sun Dec 31, 2017 7:20 pm

Khabib would murk Connor. Too bad he'll never get the chance.
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Re: UFC

Postby jimmywahcrowbar on Sun Dec 31, 2017 9:47 pm

Don't think anyone in that division can't beat Khabib. Conor should defend or vacate.
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Re: UFC

Postby jimmywahcrowbar on Sun Dec 31, 2017 9:50 pm

Whoops meant to say I don't think anyone CAN beat Khabib. Dude is impressive.
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Re: UFC

Postby numberthirty on Sun Dec 31, 2017 11:57 pm

Not giving this the "Thumbs Up", just sayin'...

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Re: UFC

Postby numberthirty on Mon Jan 01, 2018 12:04 am

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Re: UFC

Postby Mama Clortho on Fri Apr 06, 2018 6:24 pm

Trey wrote:Khabib would murk Connor. Too bad he'll never get the chance.


He better. In Russia preferably.

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Khabib's little message at the end is the best release of 2018.

Was beyond excited for Tony vs Khabib. I like Holloway and didn't want to see the poor guy get mauled, but still very excited. Now it is just a bummer.

Still excited for Thug Rose (celebrity crush), though.
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Re: UFC

Postby Trey on Mon Apr 09, 2018 6:55 pm

What a shit show that was with the van. Fuck CM. I think he'll duck Khabib and instead get another money fight with Mayweather. I wish Connor would just go away.

But Rose, oh my Rose. She improved so much over the past 2 years. Her rematch with Joanna was a testament to her hard work. I gave Joanna 2 rounds but it was still a clear victory for Rose. Her movement is key. Joanna could land almost nothing but those leg kicks. Super impressive performance.
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Re: UFC

Postby Ike on Tue Apr 10, 2018 8:49 am

Trey, agree with all of the above. I thought the leg strikes were gonna do her in in the 3rd or 4th round, but she bounced back in the 5th. It was the type of fight I love watching. Almost perfect. That takedown at the end sealed it, I think.

The Khabib fight was exciting for how long that weirdo real estate agent from long island lasted, and that's about it. Some raging bull shit there.

No clue where things are headed with that division. Seems scattershot right now.
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Re: UFC

Postby Mama Clortho on Wed Apr 11, 2018 6:56 pm

Trey wrote:
But Rose, oh my Rose. She improved so much over the past 2 years. Her rematch with Joanna was a testament to her hard work. I gave Joanna 2 rounds but it was still a clear victory for Rose. Her movement is key.Joanna could land almost nothing but those leg kicks. Super impressive performance.


Those switching patterns and the serpent-like creeping -- could watch it all day. Genuinely beautiful.

Hope she hangs on to the belt for a very long time. If anyone should be a superstar...

Also: Zabit.
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Re: UFC

Postby nihil on Wed Apr 11, 2018 8:40 pm

It would be great to hang out with Trey, Ike, and Mama Clortho to watch some UFC.
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Re: UFC

Postby Trey on Wed Apr 11, 2018 9:59 pm

nihil wrote:It would be great to hang out with Trey, Ike, and Mama Clortho to watch some UFC.

This sentiment warms me, but the reality is that Buffalo Wild Wings would eject us well before the main card due to the complaints of the tables of regular UFC fans grumbling about 'those faggots who kill the mood because they don't look like they wanna throw down in the parking lot later.'

Alas, I watch almost every fight alone. Should any of you find yourself in my city on fight night, the PPV is on me as well as food and drink.

And yes, Zabit. What a future.
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