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Prank Caller: Longmont Potion Castle

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Longmont Potion Castle?

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Prank Caller: Longmont Potion Castle

Postby placeholder on Thu Dec 09, 2004 10:46 am

NOT CRAP. No waffle factor. I wish more (hell, any) prank call albums were as entertaining as this guy's.
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Postby Dylan on Thu Dec 09, 2004 2:33 pm

I'm more familiar with rope
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Postby placeholder on Thu Dec 09, 2004 2:36 pm

Dylan wrote:I'm more familiar with rope


How would you like a 12-gauge IN YOUR HEAD?
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Postby Mayfair on Thu Dec 09, 2004 4:46 pm

"Triple burn! Woo!"


"How 'bout I put my cleat to your CHEEK?!"


"Can you make wasp jerky?"


"Do you know the works of Babette Bababuchi?"


"I am a very powerful man. What do you want? Gold? Jewels?"


It is so not funny it begins to be a funny as fuck upon the forth or fifth listening. Anyone ever hear "Just Far (sic) a Laugh"? It is simular in it's unfunny/fucking funniness.
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Postby placeholder on Thu Dec 09, 2004 5:02 pm

Mayfair wrote:"Triple burn! Woo!"


This part in particular makes me lose it every time I hear it; I think it has something to do with the guy he's talking to. Also: “My needs will be met or my fists will be met...by your JAW!â€
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Postby Dylan on Thu Dec 09, 2004 5:31 pm

You are going to be tumbling through ointment very soon.
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Postby Mayfair on Thu Dec 09, 2004 6:15 pm

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Yeah, Just Farr a Laugh is pretty funny stuff. I kinda-sorta know one of the guys responsible for that (more an acquaintance than a friend, but he's a pretty cool guy), and ignored it for ages for that very reason. Crazily, it irritated me to find that it's funny.


Who? I know Jeff Johnson and Mark Henning had something to do with it. Who else? I think Mark is Blechy. "I had FOUR Brufords...Why they gotta make 'em soo CHEAP?!"
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Postby placeholder on Thu Dec 09, 2004 8:56 pm

Mayfair wrote:Who? I know Jeff Johnson and Mark Henning had something to do with it. Who else? I think Mark is Blechy. "I had FOUR Brufords...Why they gotta make 'em soo CHEAP?!"


I'm talking about Andy Earles. I've never met the other guys.
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Postby placeholder on Fri Dec 10, 2004 9:51 am

Dylan wrote:I'm more familiar with rope


"Yeah, you got it in your hands right now, I betcha..."
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Postby Dylan on Fri Dec 10, 2004 12:13 pm

Mayfair wrote:"Do you know the works of Babette Bababuchi?"

"Many years ago, I said to my son: you must learn from the ways of...Towlette Patitucci"
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Postby Major on Wed Nov 16, 2005 5:34 pm

I'm bumping this thread because I'm having some coaxial flutter and perpendicular crosstalk on my oscilloscope.
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Postby Mayfair on Wed Nov 16, 2005 5:48 pm

"what's that sound?"

"...oh, just some rope....moving around..."
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Postby Major on Wed Nov 16, 2005 5:52 pm

Why'dn't you come down here so I can hit you with my kneebone?
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Postby Tree on Wed Nov 16, 2005 7:01 pm

Anything that can implement the use of the name Chauncey is Not Crap.

Do you like jewels?
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Postby mackro on Wed Nov 16, 2005 7:08 pm

No no.

Hang up again.
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Postby Eksvplot on Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:23 pm

first time i heard LPC was on the Tit Wrench album 8.11.96 Live. i thought it was them (Tit Wrench) doing the calls and that they were geniuses. turns out it was Longmont all along.

totally awesome.

"i'd like to talk about the Montoyan-Artestian Connection."

ever heard Brother Russell/Melba Jackson (also originally on VC)? it's all prank calls to religious/right wing radio stations. classic stuff.
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Postby Eksvplot on Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:24 pm

"Falcon Whip!"
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Postby nfurnier on Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:37 pm

"where is your parochial rimrod?"
"I think I might have told you the wrong thing, I think its a rhinoceros dickrod"
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Postby mackro on Thu Nov 17, 2005 2:55 am

"ROOO-LOOOOOOO candies"
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Postby placeholder on Thu Nov 17, 2005 9:31 am

Do you serve owl?
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