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Re: Snub: Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star Wars

Postby fishingrhod on Sun Sep 12, 2010 3:10 am

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is it coz he is black?
What?
No way, homeslice.
I been using phrases like that since back in the day to talk about people.

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Re: Snub: Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star Wars

Postby Speedie on Sun Sep 12, 2010 4:02 am

That was some bullshit. Been seething in me some 30 years. Lets all form a PRF posse, say 15 to 20 of us, drink a case of beer each, break into Skywalker Ranch, creep up to Georges bedroom.





then........













BLAST HIM WITH PISS.


I'd call it even for the prequels then as well.
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Re: Snub: Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star Wars

Postby iembalm on Sun Sep 12, 2010 8:35 am

Your rage is mislaid, people. The real outrage is at the end of Ep. VI when Vader - who chose to become the personification of evil in that galaxy far, far away because of girl problems and then spent the next couple decades killing billions and enslaving the peaceful inhabitants of thousands of star systems to his master's iron will - is allowed to ascend into the warm fuzzy spiritual realm of the Force and not the part of it where they daily dip your carcass in boiling paraffin and remove your nipples with pliers. And because why? He grew a conscience in the last five minutes of his life and overthrew the Emperor? For all Lucas' lipservice to Joseph Campbell and bowing at the feet of Kurosawa, that there is some straight up Christian-flavored snake oil.
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Re: Snub: Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star Wars

Postby E. Norma Stitz on Sun Sep 12, 2010 10:31 am

Actually, as far as I understand, Chewie liked to rock the naked. What about the bandoliers, you ask?

Who naked doesn't look 50 times sexier with crossing bandoliers? This I ask you.
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Re: Snub: Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star Wars

Postby Johnny 13 on Sun Sep 12, 2010 11:15 am

I do not like Chewbacca, so I feel this is appropriate.
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Re: Snub: Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star Wars

Postby Johnny C on Sun Sep 12, 2010 12:35 pm

Marsupialized wrote:It's pretty obvious to me why he did not get the medal.
Let's see, what is it about Chewbacca that is different than the other members of the group? Hmmm, what is it? What could it be?
Oh, that's right, he's the only MUSLIM of the group. How odd that he is not honored like the Christian members of the party. How strange that he is treated as some sort of second class citizen, like his efforts were not worthy of reward.
Personally, I admire his restraint. He would have been well within his rights to blow every one of those white devils to bits.


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Re: Snub: Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star Wars

Postby wellsyuk on Sun Sep 12, 2010 2:37 pm

Never noticed that - this is BULLSHIT. Fuck you all for allowing this to happen
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Re: Snub: Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star Wars

Postby gjp on Sun Sep 12, 2010 2:56 pm

Johnny 13 wrote:I do not like Chewbacca, so I feel this is appropriate.

Fuck you.
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Re: Snub: Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star Wars

Postby Ptommydski on Sun Sep 12, 2010 3:01 pm

He finally got it here.

I am sorry this video is not funny, I just wanted to point it out.
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Re: Snub: Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star Wars

Postby Awesome_Komodo on Sun Sep 12, 2010 3:12 pm

Ptommydski wrote:He finally got it here.

I am sorry this video is not funny, I just wanted to point it out.
Shit is twenty mother fucking years too late. If I was Chewbacca, I would've gone postal at that show.

Dude should have taken out Will Smith while he had a chance to get to him before he became a cyborg.
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Re: Snub: Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star Wars

Postby timpickens on Sun Sep 12, 2010 3:14 pm

I once read an article about Chewbacca getting caught with cocaine, only it didn't mention the actor who played Chewbacca... they referred to him as Chewbacca for the entire thing.

That made me happy and he deserves a medal.
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Re: Snub: Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star Wars

Postby Johnny 13 on Sun Sep 12, 2010 4:40 pm

qrj wrote:
Johnny 13 wrote:I do not like Chewbacca, so I feel this is appropriate.

Fuck you.


Please like me.
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Re: Snub: Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star Wars

Postby AnthonyCinder on Sun Sep 12, 2010 5:47 pm

Any friend of Chewbacca's is a friend of mine. Chewie totally listens to early Sabbath and is loyal to the end.

Fucking racists for not giving him a medal.
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Re: Snub: Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star Wars

Postby William Wilson on Sun Sep 12, 2010 10:21 pm

George Lucas is the most racist filmmaker since D.W. Griffith.

Or it could be that he's a furrist. Actually I think he may be a self-loathing furry.
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Re: Snub: Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star Wars

Postby fishingrhod on Mon Sep 13, 2010 2:33 am

iembalm wrote:Your rage is mislaid, people. The real outrage is at the end of Ep. VI when Vader - who chose to become the personification of evil in that galaxy far, far away because of girl problems and then spent the next couple decades killing billions and enslaving the peaceful inhabitants of thousands of star systems to his master's iron will - is allowed to ascend into the warm fuzzy spiritual realm of the Force and not the part of it where they daily dip your carcass in boiling paraffin and remove your nipples with pliers. And because why? He grew a conscience in the last five minutes of his life and overthrew the Emperor? For all Lucas' lipservice to Joseph Campbell and bowing at the feet of Kurosawa, that there is some straight up Christian-flavored snake oil.

he was a man of his time and couldn't help his environment. to forgive is divine you vindictive swine.
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Re: Snub: Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star Wars

Postby Red Square on Mon Sep 13, 2010 5:31 am

fishingrhod wrote:
Awesome_Komodo wrote: Homeboy was snubbed for having fur. It's as simple as that.

is it coz he is black?


no, it's because fur is murder...duh...
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Re: Snub: Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star Wars

Postby The Code is Almighty on Mon Sep 13, 2010 7:56 am

This used to bother me a lot. I decided that it must be the rebellion has some silly rule saying that only ship's captain/sole pilot would be decorated and not the entire crew. Maybe it has something to do with limited resources.

Have you ever read the R2D2/Chewbacca conspiracy (I may have heard about it here some years ago)? It explains how Chewbacca can go from being the second-in-command of Kashyyk's planterary defense to the lowly copilot of a smuggler's ship.

Here it is.
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Re: Snub: Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star Wars

Postby j_harvey on Mon Sep 13, 2010 8:35 am

Johnny 13 wrote:I do not like Chewbacca, so I feel this is appropriate.


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Re: Snub: Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star Wars

Postby SecondEdition on Mon Sep 13, 2010 9:43 am

iembalm wrote:Your rage is mislaid, people. The real outrage is at the end of Ep. VI when Vader - who chose to become the personification of evil in that galaxy far, far away because of girl problems and then spent the next couple decades killing billions and enslaving the peaceful inhabitants of thousands of star systems to his master's iron will - is allowed to ascend into the warm fuzzy spiritual realm of the Force and not the part of it where they daily dip your carcass in boiling paraffin and remove your nipples with pliers. And because why? He grew a conscience in the last five minutes of his life and overthrew the Emperor? For all Lucas' lipservice to Joseph Campbell and bowing at the feet of Kurosawa, that there is some straight up Christian-flavored snake oil.


For what it's worth, James Earl Jones agrees with you; not about the Christian-flavored snake oil part but about the rest of it. I remember reading an interview with him where he said he didn't believe Vader would turn around and do that at all. He also said that he originally thought Vader was lying about being Luke's father when they did Empire.
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