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Re: Snub: Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star Wars

Postby Johnny 13 on Wed Sep 29, 2010 2:44 pm

Han should have 3 medals. One for each Deathstar, and one for wasting Greedo regardless of who shot first. Chewbacca should of course be invited to the award dinner.
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Re: Snub: Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star Wars

Postby AnthonyCinder on Wed Sep 29, 2010 5:55 pm

Johnny 13 wrote:Han should have 3 medals. One for each Deathstar, and one for wasting Greedo regardless of who shot first. Chewbacca should of course be invited to the award dinner.


Wouldn't Lando and Wedge deserve the medal more than Han for the second Death Star Destruction? I know, I know, Han deactivated the shield. Just saying.
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Re: Snub: Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star Wars

Postby wookiepuss on Wed Sep 29, 2010 8:26 pm

Han got to feel up Leia, that's got to be worth something. And really, ROTJ, they didn't get medals, they just got to hangout with Ewoks.
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Re: Snub: Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star Wars

Postby jimmy two hands on Wed Sep 29, 2010 10:16 pm

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Re: Snub: Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star Wars

Postby Eric Fundingsland on Mon Oct 04, 2010 5:09 pm

Not only did Chewie get snubbed, but so did Wedge and that random Y-wing pilot that must have gotten lost during the fight.
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Re: Snub: Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star Wars

Postby jimmy two hands on Mon Oct 04, 2010 11:32 pm

Eric Fundingsland wrote:Not only did Chewie get snubbed, but so did Wedge and that random Y-wing pilot that must have gotten lost during the fight.

Yeah, all Wedge got was some hugs from the fucking Ewoks a few years later. Fuck that shit, man.
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Re: Snub: Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star Wars

Postby Speedie on Mon Oct 04, 2010 11:38 pm

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Re: Snub: Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star W

Postby The Code is Almighty on Mon Dec 20, 2010 2:08 pm

Special isn't a word I would use to describe the Star Wars Holiday Special. Tbone, Bacomrade, and I soldiered through this last night. Ugh.

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Re: Snub: Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star W

Postby jimmy two hands on Mon Dec 20, 2010 2:37 pm

The Code is Almighty wrote:Special isn't a word I would use to describe the Star Wars Holiday Special. Tbone, Bacomrade, and I soldiered through this last night. Ugh.

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Special is used euphemistically in this sense. As in, Corky is a....special person.
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Re: Snub: Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star W

Postby Kate Rev on Mon Dec 20, 2010 4:00 pm

The Code is Almighty wrote:Special isn't a word I would use to describe the Star Wars Holiday Special. Tbone, Bacomrade, and I soldiered through this last night. Ugh.

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Re: Snub: Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star W

Postby Johnny 13 on Thu Dec 23, 2010 1:17 am

AnthonyCinder wrote:
Johnny 13 wrote:Han should have 3 medals. One for each Deathstar, and one for wasting Greedo regardless of who shot first. Chewbacca should of course be invited to the award dinner.


Wouldn't Lando and Wedge deserve the medal more than Han for the second Death Star Destruction? I know, I know, Han deactivated the shield. Just saying.


Wedge is the hero of the entire series. No doubt about this.
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Re: Snub: Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star W

Postby AnthonyCinder on Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:21 pm

For super nerds only:

http://km-515.livejournal.com/746.html

This is entirely relevant to this thread. And pretty awesome. Don't say I didn't warn you of the elevated nerd level of this link . . .
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Re: Snub: Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star W

Postby Awesome_Komodo on Mon Apr 18, 2011 11:13 pm

AnthonyCinder wrote:For super nerds only:

http://km-515.livejournal.com/746.html


some fucking retard on the internet wrote:Chewie's first problem is what is happening between Luke and Leia. With a psychic link they can feel but not understand, thrown together in a life-or-death escape, they are looking at each other with a sparky intensity that Chewie gradually recognises as Romantic Tension. He is no expert on human relationships but Chewie is fairly sure that that's Wrong, so he does the only thing he can think of under the circumstances - he throws Han at her.
Seriously?
I mean SERIOUSLY?

some fucking retard on the internet then wrote:Han and Luke get medals but Chewie doesn't. Actually, Leia offers him one but the wookiee turns it down.
Really?
I just fucking watched this and didn't see no Wookie being all like "Nah bitch, I don't need one of them shits. I got one from a green midget."

Whoever wrote this bullshit is a fine example of why abortion has its uses.
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Re: Snub: Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star W

Postby emmanuelle cunt on Tue Apr 19, 2011 5:20 am

You guys are hilarious.


edit: also, I haven't realized how tiny Carrie Fisher is:

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Re: Snub: Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star W

Postby jimmy two hands on Tue Apr 19, 2011 9:47 am

Awesome_Komodo wrote:
AnthonyCinder wrote:For super nerds only:

http://km-515.livejournal.com/746.html


some fucking retard on the internet wrote:Chewie's first problem is what is happening between Luke and Leia. With a psychic link they can feel but not understand, thrown together in a life-or-death escape, they are looking at each other with a sparky intensity that Chewie gradually recognises as Romantic Tension. He is no expert on human relationships but Chewie is fairly sure that that's Wrong, so he does the only thing he can think of under the circumstances - he throws Han at her.
Seriously?
I mean SERIOUSLY?

some fucking retard on the internet then wrote:Han and Luke get medals but Chewie doesn't. Actually, Leia offers him one but the wookiee turns it down.
Really?
I just fucking watched this and didn't see no Wookie being all like "Nah bitch, I don't need one of them shits. I got one from a green midget."

Whoever wrote this bullshit is a fine example of why abortion has its uses.

We've already covered this, right?
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Re: Snub: Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star W

Postby AnthonyCinder on Tue Apr 19, 2011 11:11 am

jimmy two hands wrote:
Awesome_Komodo wrote:
AnthonyCinder wrote:For super nerds only:

http://km-515.livejournal.com/746.html


some fucking retard on the internet wrote:Chewie's first problem is what is happening between Luke and Leia. With a psychic link they can feel but not understand, thrown together in a life-or-death escape, they are looking at each other with a sparky intensity that Chewie gradually recognises as Romantic Tension. He is no expert on human relationships but Chewie is fairly sure that that's Wrong, so he does the only thing he can think of under the circumstances - he throws Han at her.
Seriously?
I mean SERIOUSLY?

some fucking retard on the internet then wrote:Han and Luke get medals but Chewie doesn't. Actually, Leia offers him one but the wookiee turns it down.
Really?
I just fucking watched this and didn't see no Wookie being all like "Nah bitch, I don't need one of them shits. I got one from a green midget."

Whoever wrote this bullshit is a fine example of why abortion has its uses.

We've already covered this, right?


Woops. Stupid, stupid Anthony.
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Re: Snub: Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star W

Postby Colonel Panic on Tue Apr 19, 2011 12:20 pm

That part about R2D2 brokering a deal with the Jawas to sell him and C3PO to Owen Lars and Luke Skywalker? Ridiculous. Jawas literally buy and sell droids. They don't make deals with the hardware. It's sorta like the dope dealer's "don't get high on your own supply" rule.

Besides, the movie shows quite clearly that the Jawas made no effort to sell R2 to Owen. He only received R2 as compensation after the original R5D4 he'd purchased blew a motivator while Luke was leading it away from the Jawa camp.

Stupid nerd. If you're going to write fan fiction, at least make a token effort to know the canon.
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Re: Snub: Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star W

Postby Zorg on Tue Apr 19, 2011 12:21 pm

Keef wrote:"I thought it was ludicrous to take one of those gongs from the Establishment ... It's not what the Stones is about, is it?" "I don't want to step out on stage with someone wearing a fucking coronet and sporting the old ermine. I told Mick, 'It's a fucking paltry honour'."
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Re: Snub: Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star W

Postby numberthirty on Wed Apr 20, 2011 11:27 pm

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That wookie yayo has never even heard of mercy.
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Re: Snub: Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star W

Postby numberthirty on Wed Apr 20, 2011 11:43 pm

jimmy two hands wrote:Also how come the Vader and Obi-wan light saber duel is so pathetic in IV? They can't be that out of practice. And it can't be on account of age, when Count Dooku was an 80-something doing backflips and shit.


One guy's take on this.

Vader vs. Obi-wan is like a Dusty Rhodes/Ric Flair steel cage match. You're not going to see any of that technical wrestling nonsense. It's personal. Obi-wan sliced Vader up like a Thanksgiving turkey. Vader clawed his way back. There won't be any of that backflipping bullshit. Someone is getting a lightsaber to the slats.
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