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Re: Idiot - Donald Trump

Postby enframed on Fri Apr 24, 2020 12:30 am

Kinda briliiant.
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Re: Idiot - Donald Trump

Postby pldms on Fri Apr 24, 2020 3:10 am

Teacher's Pet wrote:JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

I might have imagined it, but even the regular sound of cameras going off seemed to stop as everyone in the room stood open mouthed at (what we can only hope) is Trump hitting peak stupidity.

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Re: Idiot - Donald Trump

Postby Teacher's Pet on Fri Apr 24, 2020 7:50 am

Exactly. Even the pencil scratch of the hardscrabble WH Press Corps goes silent as their jaws hang agape, their cigarettes dangling precariously from their lower lips before falling to the carpet.

"So, that you're gonna have to use medical doctors with."

OK, chief. We're fucked.
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Re: Idiot - Donald Trump

Postby kokorodoko on Fri Apr 24, 2020 7:56 am

"a question which you might find interesting if you're totally into that world"

What.

"supposing you brought the light inside the body, either through the skin or... some other way"
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Re: Idiot - Donald Trump

Postby Zorg on Fri Apr 24, 2020 8:08 am

Ah he's just babbling on as usual, just spitballin' his genius. I'm more concerned that there was a study commissioned which concluded that sunlight and bleach will kill the virus. Now that's what I call science.
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Re: Idiot - Donald Trump

Postby Podge9 on Fri Apr 24, 2020 9:48 am

Do we think this is the peak of his stupidity?
I'm actually excited to see where he can go after this.

He's gonna have to go into "these cows are small but those are far away" territory.
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Re: Idiot - Donald Trump

Postby pldms on Fri Apr 24, 2020 10:54 am

Podge9 wrote:I'm actually excited to see where he can go after this.

It's 'spraying Gatorade on crops' territory. Jesus wept, just depressing.
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Re: Idiot - Donald Trump

Postby travis k on Fri Apr 24, 2020 10:57 am

Gatorade?
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Re: Idiot - Donald Trump

Postby Teacher's Pet on Fri Apr 24, 2020 12:53 pm

Wait, hang on, he says he was only being SARCASTIC.
Phew, glad that's cleared up.
Feeling much safer now.
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Re: Idiot - Donald Trump

Postby Me Again on Fri Apr 24, 2020 1:13 pm

Hard to believe it's 2020 and we're having a national conversation about the viability of ingesting bleach and other disinfectants into the human body, but here we are.
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Re: Idiot - Donald Trump

Postby the finger genius on Fri Apr 24, 2020 1:34 pm

he's so fucking close to blast it with piss, I'm scared.
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Re: Idiot - Donald Trump

Postby Gramsci on Fri Apr 24, 2020 1:53 pm

Podge9 wrote:Do we think this is the peak of his stupidity?
I'm actually excited to see where he can go after this.

He's gonna have to go into "these cows are small but those are far away" territory.


Ha, agreed. There are some benefits to Trump's administration. On foreign policy they can barely tie their own shoelaces. Whereas the Dems are actually pretty good at fostering coups.
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Re: Idiot - Donald Trump

Postby Teacher's Pet on Fri Apr 24, 2020 3:46 pm

the finger genius wrote:he's so fucking close to blast it with piss, I'm scared.


It worked for that bed in the Russian hotel, let's give it a shot!
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Re: Idiot - Donald Trump

Postby Boombats on Fri Apr 24, 2020 3:54 pm

If he gets his peeps to mainline Ajax then he has my vote
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Re: Idiot - Donald Trump

Postby Me Again on Fri Apr 24, 2020 4:31 pm

Wishing I could get an eight-ball of Comet in this town.
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Re: Idiot - Donald Trump

Postby the finger genius on Fri Apr 24, 2020 5:30 pm

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Re: Idiot - Donald Trump

Postby enframed on Fri Apr 24, 2020 6:40 pm

I can't take credit for this:

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Re: Idiot - Donald Trump

Postby Gramsci on Sat Apr 25, 2020 1:10 pm

Any news of MAGA rubes drinking bleach?
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Re: Idiot - Donald Trump

Postby Teacher's Pet on Sat Apr 25, 2020 2:03 pm

Yes. Here's my local daily on the spike in MAGArita drinkers.
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Re: Idiot - Donald Trump

Postby enframed on Sat Apr 25, 2020 2:47 pm

^^Paid actors, fake news. Emergency room stats or it didn't happen.
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