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Postby Mark Hansen on Wed Nov 19, 2008 4:59 pm

What's the most obnoxious bumper sticker you've ever seen?

I saw one yesterday that said "The most dangerous place in America today is in a mother's womb" :shock:

Of course, this was on a car driven by a man.
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Postby Ty Webb on Wed Nov 19, 2008 5:02 pm

Accompanied by a Confederate flag:

"If I'd known things would turn out this way, I would've picked my own cotton"
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Postby Tom on Wed Nov 19, 2008 5:04 pm

I once saw a Stars & Bars right next to a "Don't Mess with the US" sticker.
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Postby gjp on Wed Nov 19, 2008 5:06 pm

Any of the stickers on my friend's girlfriend's car for sure.

She's your typical early 20's indie activism whore, car littered with bumper stickers. You've seen them before. Any little group she can join at her university, that involves politics, cancer awareness, veganism, anything, she joins. Has no opinions of her own, just listens to NPR and gobbles up anything and everything she hears on that. Would probably blindly go to any protest in the area without even knowing what their protesting.
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Postby greg on Wed Nov 19, 2008 5:06 pm

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Postby Minotaur029 on Wed Nov 19, 2008 5:07 pm

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Postby gjp on Wed Nov 19, 2008 5:10 pm

The NOBAMA stickers.

I was almost tempted to scrape one off someone's window last night.
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Postby lemur68 on Wed Nov 19, 2008 5:13 pm

Sometime the week before Election Day I saw a McCain sticker on a Prius, which was good for some cognitive dissonance. Maybe it was ironic.

But fitting the stereotype is a Prius in my neighborhood with a plate reading "VEGAN9", that at one point had a sticker reading "I LAUGH AT HUNTING ACCIDENTS." It's not there anymore. Perhaps they decided it was a bit much.
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Postby lemur68 on Wed Nov 19, 2008 5:14 pm

yaphet wrote:The NOBAMA stickers.

I was almost tempted to scrape one off someone's window last night.


Doude at work has one, accompanied by "PROTECT OUR BORDERS". Not sure who's it is.
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Postby Mark Hansen on Wed Nov 19, 2008 5:15 pm

lemur68 wrote:Sometime the week before Election Day I saw a McCain sticker on a Prius, which was good for some cognitive dissonance. Maybe it was ironic.

But fitting the stereotype is a Prius in my neighborhood with a plate reading "VEGAN9", that at one point had a sticker reading "I LAUGH AT HUNTING ACCIDENTS." It's not there anymore. Perhaps they decided it was a bit much.


Maybe they decided to remove it after a hunter threatened to jam the barrel of a shotgun up their ass and pull the trigger.

"LAUGH ABOUT THIS VEGBOY!!!!!
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Postby km on Wed Nov 19, 2008 5:22 pm

This election season I saw a bumper sticker that said the following:


I'd rather have more CHANGE in my pocket.

just terrible
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Postby gjp on Wed Nov 19, 2008 5:24 pm

The election bumper stickers was the one thing I was absolutely fucking dreading, glad the elections over, but now it's going to be just as annoying when you do see someone with a "I <3 Her" sticker.

Some people still have McCain/Palin yard signs up around here.
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Postby Minotaur029 on Wed Nov 19, 2008 5:27 pm

Man, it took me until page 32 on Google to find a Bush/Cheney '04 bumper sticker that would actually link to the board. What the fuck? There was a time when I couldn't go driving without seeing Bush shit everywhere.
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Postby Tom on Wed Nov 19, 2008 5:31 pm

I've always been really bothered by the

"A PBS Mind in a Fox News World."

Hey pompous ass... fuck you.
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Postby crackedmachine on Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:24 pm

This is the most offensive license plate I've seen.
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Not really fond of the stickers, either, but at least they're not state issued.
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Postby Lonesome Bulldog on Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:27 pm

Saw a truck with an Alex Jones (okay), InfoWars (okay), 9-11 Was An Inside Job (great) and then boom, White Pride. Boo.
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Postby Heliotropic on Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:53 pm

Generally any pro-life bumper sticker featuring a picture of a baby.

No, no, ignorant Christian woman, that's not what a blastocyst looks like.
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Postby SecondEdition on Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:56 pm

I personally liked the car that said something very religious, like (I'm making this up):

"God is watching all of us"

and then, to the left:

"I hate it when my period goes away because I like being a bitch so much."

Mixed messages?
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Postby Heliotropic on Wed Nov 19, 2008 7:01 pm

SecondEdition wrote:"I hate it when my period goes away because I like being a bitch so much."

Mixed messages?


I would imagine that anyone with a bumper sticker like that doesn't need a period to be happy in life.
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Postby Ty Webb on Wed Nov 19, 2008 7:15 pm

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Saddened to see I wasn't just imagining it.

I would feel irresistibly compelled to fuck with the car I saw that sticker on.
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