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Postby lemur68 on Tue Mar 03, 2015 9:54 pm

I like it too but damn
big_dave wrote:This is just about finding a dorky selfie on his blogspot?

Jesus, this is the Space Ace by Don Bluth of internet intrigue.
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Re: stupidest thing a customer ever said to you...

Postby lemur68 on Tue Mar 03, 2015 9:54 pm

numberthirty wrote:
lemur68 wrote:
jeff_fox wrote:OH MY GOD, YOU HAVE NUTELLA???!!!?!?!?!?! STOP IT!!!!
THEY HAVE NUTELLA!!!!!
STOP. IT.!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Dude, people go ham over that stuff.


I like it too but damn
big_dave wrote:This is just about finding a dorky selfie on his blogspot?

Jesus, this is the Space Ace by Don Bluth of internet intrigue.
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Re: stupidest thing a customer ever said to you...

Postby weezy on Tue Mar 03, 2015 9:55 pm

'bout time this thread resurfaced
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Re: stupidest thing a customer ever said to you...

Postby Tom on Wed Mar 04, 2015 6:33 pm

jeff_fox wrote:OH MY GOD, YOU HAVE NUTELLA???!!!?!?!?!?! STOP IT!!!!
THEY HAVE NUTELLA!!!!!
STOP. IT.!!!!!!!!!!!!



Jesus Christ Jeff, I wanted to punch you through the computer after reading that. Sorry.
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Re: stupidest thing a customer ever said to you...

Postby MatthewK on Mon Jun 06, 2016 7:01 am

Bumping this thread because I missed it so.
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Re: stupidest thing a customer ever said to you...

Postby travis k on Tue Jun 07, 2016 9:56 am

A typical middle aged male ,Caucasian American banker person looked down at my platter of shrimp cocktail and genuinely asked me what it was.
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Re: stupidest thing a customer ever said to you...

Postby Mandroid2.0 on Sun Jan 28, 2018 1:49 am

I was working in my Upper Midwestern Walmart-facsimile superstore, helping in the toys aisles tonight. Man comes up to me and says, "Excuse me. Are all the toys 40% off, or just the clearance ones?"

ME: *looks at 8-10 bright orange signs in that aisle that say "All clearance toys an additional 40% off of orange tag"* "It's just the clearance toys, with the orange tags."
"To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost."

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