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Postby Major on Tue Dec 27, 2005 2:04 pm

will you take 2 half dollars?

Reply to: sale-120649069@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-12-26, 11:20PM CST

I dont have 10 dimes or 20 nickels but i do got 2 half dollars will u take those coke machine does not take half dollar or susan b anthonys so i must have dollar to buy my COKE
this is in or around houston

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Please share humorous craigslist.org postings from your area. Post holiday work is boring.
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Postby Peripatetic on Tue Dec 27, 2005 2:06 pm

rysie wrote:The original dumb shit was so very nearly compressed
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Postby Eksvplot on Tue Dec 27, 2005 4:41 pm

i'm outta the loop, obviously... what is "craigslist" exactly? a bunch of classified ads?
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Postby JeremyLemos on Wed Dec 28, 2005 12:23 pm

http://chicago.craigslist.org/adg/120962635.html

Seven friends are getting together for their annual night of poker, drinks and cigars. We are looking for a topless waitress to work for two to three hours (serving beers, lighting cigars and dealing the occassional game of cards). Must have a fun personality. Compensation is high for the right girl. If interested, please e-mail pictures and compensation you are seeking.

russ? steve? why didn't you tell us about THIS game you were hosting?
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Postby seaneldon on Wed Dec 28, 2005 12:53 pm

Eksvplot wrote:i'm outta the loop, obviously... what is "craigslist" exactly? a bunch of classified ads?


think that, but way funnier. internet site where you can browse locally or not so locally for a job, a new guitar, a car, drugs, a one night stand, a TV...

it's amazing.

and i make about $1000 a month selling stupid crap on there that i haven't used in ages. i sold a leather vibrating office chair for 30 dollars more than i paid for it new.
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Postby Major on Wed Dec 28, 2005 12:56 pm

http://houston.craigslist.org/cas/120984053.html

Looking for Lady who is into Tea Bagging.... - m4w - 46

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Date: 2005-12-28, 11:31AM CST


If you don't know what tea bagging is, then please don't respond. If you do then please email me and lets discus$ detail$





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Postby Bradley R. Weissenberger on Wed Dec 28, 2005 12:58 pm

Some poor man in Boise, Italia, has lost his heart.
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Postby seaneldon on Wed Dec 28, 2005 1:09 pm

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:Some poor man in Boise, Italia, has lost his heart.


INK-REDIBLE.
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Postby Major on Wed Dec 28, 2005 1:20 pm

This guy's got some class, innit?

http://houston.craigslist.org/cas/120979805.html

Need Girl to Carpe Penis!! - m4w - 50

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Date: 2005-12-28, 11:16AM CST


I don't want anything except a woman who wants to seize my penis and use it until she is completely satisfied. Leave all the relationsuip baggage behind, forget about all the courtship - just reach out and go for it. I will not say no to any woman with the courage to reach for what she really wants....
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Postby seaneldon on Wed Dec 28, 2005 2:21 pm

i wonder what goes on in the minds of the dudes who post pictures of their dongs. especially the dudes with terrible body hair/acne.
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Postby scott on Wed Dec 28, 2005 2:34 pm

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:Some poor man in Boise, Italia, has lost his heart.


I sent this guy an email letting him know that I saw his heart, in the backseat of a Dodge Stratus, headed eastbound on I80 near Chicago, and that by now it's probably well into Ohio, he might catch it if he hurries.

Not really.
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Postby electrons on Wed Dec 28, 2005 2:39 pm

This is a hilarious post...not!


http://chicago.craigslist.org/zip/120774370.html



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Date: 2005-12-27, 1:50PM CST


50 bricks (left over to build a matching mail box...not!!!)

this is in or around Blue Island

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Postby slowriot on Wed Dec 28, 2005 3:12 pm

electrons wrote:This is a hilarious post...not!


http://chicago.craigslist.org/zip/120774370.html



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Date: 2005-12-27, 1:50PM CST


50 bricks (left over to build a matching mail box...not!!!)

this is in or around Blue Island

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120774370


would you expect anything less from a native of blue island? those people are fucking WEIRD.
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Postby Marsupialized on Wed Dec 28, 2005 3:34 pm

seaneldon wrote:
Eksvplot wrote:i'm outta the loop, obviously... what is "craigslist" exactly? a bunch of classified ads?


think that, but way funnier. internet site where you can browse locally or not so locally for a job, a new guitar, a car, drugs, a one night stand, a TV...

it's amazing.

and i make about $1000 a month selling stupid crap on there that i haven't used in ages. i sold a leather vibrating office chair for 30 dollars more than i paid for it new.


I sold an old SG I paid 250 bucks for 10 years ago, and had not put a dime into since for 850 bucks a few weeks back.
I once bought 200 vicodin from some old lady off there as well, she gave them to me for 125 bucks. I ended up giving them to my landlord in place of 2 months rent.
That my friends is what America is all about.
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Postby electrons on Wed Dec 28, 2005 5:00 pm

slowriot wrote:
electrons wrote:This is a hilarious post...not!



http://chicago.craigslist.org/zip/120774370.html



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Date: 2005-12-27, 1:50PM CST


50 bricks (left over to build a matching mail box...not!!!)

this is in or around Blue Island

no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests




120774370


would you expect anything less from a native of blue island? those people are fucking WEIRD.


I have been to Blue Island. I would have to disagree with you...not!

Okay, last time, I swear.
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Postby kerble on Wed Dec 28, 2005 5:23 pm

On a sorta related note, my good friend, Mike Young does "product reviews" on amazon. I think they are a particularly funny body of work.


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Postby Major on Wed Dec 28, 2005 5:34 pm

kerble wrote:On a sorta related note, my good friend, Mike Young does "product reviews" on amazon. I think they are a particularly funny body of work.


enjoy!



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Wow. I have read some of your friend's reviews previously.

Your friend is a funny, funny man.

Mike Young, regarding THE FOG DVD wrote:I did enjoy this movie a lot, but I have to say a lot of the time I had a hard time seeing what was going on.


Funny!

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Postby seaneldon on Wed Dec 28, 2005 7:36 pm

his review of "Lost In Translation" was even better (check out the title line of "Not Nearly As Good As Garfield")
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Postby Angus Jung on Wed Dec 28, 2005 7:53 pm

kerble wrote:On a sorta related note, my good friend, Mike Young does "product reviews" on amazon. I think they are a particularly funny body of work.

He reviewed a Horace Pinker CD.

Mind, blown.

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Postby Bradley R. Weissenberger on Wed Dec 28, 2005 8:08 pm

kerble wrote:On a sorta related note, my good friend, Mike Young does "product reviews" on amazon. I think they are a particularly funny body of work.

kerble, after we finish "The Book Of Rank", we will move on to "The Book Of Amazon Product Reviews By Mike Young".

These product reviews are uniformly great. The defibrillator review almost made me piss myself. And this review of "The Accused" made me laugh while also making me very, very uncomfortable:

"If 'Pressure Room' left you wanting to see more of Jody Foster, check out this earlier work of hers from the 80's. It's a compelling film, though I couldn't buy the filmmaker's argument that pinball leads to sexual aggression. That's a theme which has been run into the ground and proved wrong through research. But this is the movies, and movies are supposed to entertain. This is a very entertaining, sexy movie. If you're a Jody Foster fan or just a fan of sex thrillers you'll love this DVD."

Salut, Mike Young, whoever you are, you crazy son of a bitch.
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