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Re: The Comedy of Craigslist

Postby total_douche on Mon Sep 19, 2016 9:11 pm

"The breast are a big hit" sounds like something out of Zero Wing.
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Re: The Comedy of Craigslist

Postby W.L.Weller on Tue Sep 27, 2016 4:15 pm

http://albany.craigslist.org/msg/5782901503.html

Wolf Drum - $500 (Rensselaer)

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<<I know much of you are more sleep of seeing it's Eagle Drum for your auction. My you present sexy cousin Wolf Drum. Please provide paypal when shipping.
Your thanking,
Steve>>

I guess this could also go in an MS Paint thread.
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Re: The Comedy of Craigslist

Postby small talk on Wed Oct 05, 2016 7:11 am

"Would suit man cave"

"$350"

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Re: The Comedy of Craigslist

Postby Maurice on Wed Oct 05, 2016 8:34 am

small talk wrote:"Would suit man cave"

"$350"

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"Well, we got a very solid, thumpy '97 Bordeaux here...though perhaps I can interest you in this pingy recent Pinot--really bright and ringy."
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Re: The Comedy of Craigslist

Postby flanneljammies on Wed Nov 09, 2016 11:11 am

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Re: The Comedy of Craigslist

Postby Boombats on Sun Mar 26, 2017 6:12 pm

Janeway wrote:oh man

http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/lbg/1549804618.html
paint my dump body
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I am looking for prices on painting the dump body on my dump truck from Black to Red. I will have the body sand blaster before it is painted. Or if you do that give me a price on that also. Drop me an e-mail and I can send you a picture of the truck.

Thanks,
Pat


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Compensation: CASH IS KING


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i thought a chubby guy wanted his belly painted

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7 years later and this is still funny!
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Re: The Comedy of Craigslist

Postby Redline on Mon Apr 03, 2017 4:55 pm

Oh man...

HAMER USA CALIFORNIAN ELITE - $6500 (Apple Valley)

I Have found that for some reason this post elicits Insults and jealousy-This is not MEANT to incite anger or frustration in people that may not be able to afford such a great instrument. The description is only meant to give a history and pedigree to this fine piece.

https://inlandempire.craigslist.org/msg/6071891434.html
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Re: The Comedy of Craigslist

Postby the finger genius on Mon Apr 03, 2017 5:16 pm

CASH or SILVER (discount for silver) IN-PERSON TRANSACTION.
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Re: The Comedy of Craigslist

Postby Redline on Tue Apr 04, 2017 10:10 am

the finger genius wrote:CASH or SILVER (discount for silver) IN-PERSON TRANSACTION.

I know, when I read that I thought "Is this William Devane or Vincent Gallo?.."
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Re: The Comedy of Craigslist

Postby Angus Jung on Thu May 11, 2017 3:02 pm

https://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/muc/6126242443.html

Hello- I'm a singer in my 30s with 5+ years of stage experience and looking for musicians to rock out with and start booking shows. I prefer live shows and enjoy getting the audience worked up.
I perform as a ratty, depression-era Hobo tramp, (Sadass the Clown) but it has nothing to do with classical clowning, and everything to do with rock and roll, rockabilly, psychobilly, and country rock rhythm and blues.
My biggest influences are Johnny Cash, Joe Cocker, The Cramps, and CCR.
Let's get together and tear some shit up!


Important to click link while it is active to see the pic.
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Re: The Comedy of Craigslist

Postby Adam Sr on Thu May 11, 2017 3:19 pm

^Jumping in to stress how important it is to click and see that pic RIGHT NOW.
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Re: The Comedy of Craigslist

Postby WoundedFoot on Thu May 11, 2017 6:25 pm

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Re: The Comedy of Craigslist

Postby mcstubbs on Thu May 11, 2017 7:35 pm

Angus Jung wrote:https://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/muc/6126242443.html

Hello- I'm a singer in my 30s with 5+ years of stage experience and looking for musicians to rock out with and start booking shows. I prefer live shows and enjoy getting the audience worked up.
I perform as a ratty, depression-era Hobo tramp, (Sadass the Clown) but it has nothing to do with classical clowning, and everything to do with rock and roll, rockabilly, psychobilly, and country rock rhythm and blues.
My biggest influences are Johnny Cash, Joe Cocker, The Cramps, and CCR.
Let's get together and tear some shit up!


Important to click link while it is active to see the pic.


holy shit i need to go to portland

Here's a guy who will come to your house and removed and "possesed" or "haunted" items.

https://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/wan/6073016025.html

"Do you have a haunted or possesed item in your home and just want it removed? Be it a creepy doll, a lamp that turns on by itself or a chair that rocks with no one in it. Let me know what you have and what it does and I may come remove it for you. These things can have bad juju in them and can cause harm to you and your family, let me help you help yourself.
Ghost, poltergeist, demon, all items removed."
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Re: The Comedy of Craigslist

Postby Adam Sr on Fri May 12, 2017 11:10 am

I wonder if that guy thinks 'Depression-era' refers to the time he had a nervous breakdown after reading Beckett and watching Capturing the Friedmans.
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Re: The Comedy of Craigslist

Postby Adam Sr on Sat May 13, 2017 11:59 am

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Re: The Comedy of Craigslist

Postby geiginni on Sat May 13, 2017 7:10 pm

WoundedFoot wrote:
sadass.jpg


It's like Burl Ives meets 80s synths!

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Re: The Comedy of Craigslist

Postby Dave N. on Sun May 14, 2017 2:44 am

"If only a hobo can love you like me, then a hobo I shall be."
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Re: The Comedy of Craigslist

Postby Major on Sat Jun 24, 2017 7:45 am

https://houston.craigslist.org/grd/6190061369.html

**ASSHOLE ROOSTER**

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I have this beautiful rooster. He is absolutely gorgeous. BUT....
He rapes my hens, he's EXTREMELY abusive (he will just run up to a random hen peck the shit out of her head, get on top of her as if he was going to fertilize and COMPLETELY misses the hole), he thinks his shit don't stink. He crows all damn day long. My son will no longer pick eggs because every time my son walks out there he makes a beeline for my son. My poor kids is terrified of this asshole. I haven't butchered him because he just doesn't have enough meat on him but he eats all the time, he steal food from my horses when they eat, he's just a straight up complete asshole. You want him, he's yours come get his ass. If I don't get rid of him soon, we are just gonna butcher him and leave him for the vultures.

Email me if you want the asshole

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Re: The Comedy of Craigslist

Postby Janeway on Sat Jun 24, 2017 8:42 am

^aw he's just looking for love in all the wrong places. besides i think we all know mallards are the rapists. this guy just needs some tlc. and alice in chains.
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Re: The Comedy of Craigslist

Postby rchapman75 on Sat Jul 01, 2017 10:35 am

I saw Asshole Rooster opening for The Shirks once at a DC house show
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