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Re: EA Hall of Fame

Postby andyman on Wed Jun 15, 2016 3:52 am

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has anything been modified other than the knobs

If that motherfucker has the stock circuit, I will look into the DHL troubles if one of you locals will facilitate my next paycheck going to this craigslister.

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Re: EA Hall of Fame

Postby Carl on Thu Sep 15, 2016 12:24 pm

Anthony Flack wrote:You still have the diamond-shaped nature of the image working against any comfortable fit against text.

Perhaps you could do the ol' underneathy move...?

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Re: EA Hall of Fame

Postby Janeway on Thu Sep 15, 2016 12:43 pm

i love you guys.. this is quite a well we've started in the middle of a desert huh? :smt006
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Re: EA Hall of Fame

Postby Pasta on Wed Nov 02, 2016 10:45 am

/FM mathew in "the thread for women"
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Re: EA Hall of Fame

Postby Madman Munt on Sat Jan 28, 2017 1:08 pm

Tom wrote:
eliya wrote:Let's help Hinduism save the swastika!


I was at Chuck-E-Cheese like a week after the election. Walking to the bathroom past the birthday party table area. I see a reserved sign that said "Swastika". Fuck no way, I'm thinking. It didn't look like the people were there yet, but immediately I'm seeing every white family in the restaurant and being like... "Yeah, it's totally them. They named their little kid Swastika." I'm just about ready to take a picture to post on reddit, when in walks the Swastika family. Of course it was a perfectly normal Indian family and I'm a dipshit. Of course I knew that the Swastika was an Hindu symbol, but I didn't realize that it was also a common last name.

I'm still like 75% sure there was a kid in there named Swastika or RaHoWa or Himmler or something.

On a side note, someone came into my store a few weeks ago named Joe Goebbels. What is wrong with people.
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Re: EA Hall of Fame

Postby Madman Munt on Mon Feb 27, 2017 9:45 pm

Madman Munt wrote:HOF b_d, you mad bastard. Wherever you are.

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gold bear : 10.0 masterpiece
star mix : 9.5 near perfect
fantasy mix : will be sorely missed
kiddie super mix : 8.0 awesome, but why is the pack aimed at children only available in bags so big that you cant possible eat half without getting diabetes or fattyitis
magic mix : 9.0 but we all know that fantasy mix was better
horror mix : 7.5 not exactly magic mix
sports mix : 7.5 the same as horror mix but some better, some worse
tangfastics : 9.0 quality, but better drunk than sober.
milky mix : 8.0 too much of a good thing
micromix : 8.9 ace
strawbs : 7.0 pretty good
sour strawbs : 6.5 way too much of a good thing. if they sold three of these together for 25p i'd be happy
schtrompf mix : 9.schtrompf
mint imperials : 3.0 some of the worst mint imperials money can buy
licorice mix : 2.5 terrible, hardly actual licorice. why, when the licorice in micromix is so tasty?
car-en-sac : 10.0 fucking genius, especially the tiny bags
cola bottles : 8.0 not perfect but a very classy version of the a good sweet
jelly beans : 2.5 bottom of the range jelly beans priced out of the market, and bottomed out of the wacky-flavour arms race
dolly mixture : 2.9 not really proper dolly mixture, just lame

This is really quite some work young man. I'd wager that Haribo just generally have way too many bland jelly-based sweets mixed amongst too few marshmallow style softer treats.
What the flying fuck is in the 'schtrompf mix'?
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Re: EA Hall of Fame

Postby Tommy Alpha on Thu Mar 02, 2017 5:52 am

Rimbaud III wrote:
Isabelle Gall wrote:"Bit Of Fantasy Guff For Those Games Workshop Comic Shop Types In Long Black Leather Trench Coats You Know The Ones Usually Called Nigel Or Dave And Talking To Each Other In Wankerish Voices In Your Local"


Truefax: A couple of friends and I were once kidnapped by a gang of these sorts in order to flesh out a party they were having. They bundled us into the back of their van - parked outside the pub we'd all just left, independently of each other - and took us to their party, where, to their credit, they actually became quite hospitable. Having established that we weren't going to be bumulated in the orc-holes everyone relaxed, and they passed round the cider and poppers. It was probably the result of mead-induced Stockholm Syndrome, but by the end of the night I had agreed to become his squire and to join him at a battle reenactment the following weekend. It felt like I really wanted that to happen too. Dude even showed me his sword. I was brought round by my less inebriated friend. I wanted to believe he was attempting to rescue me from a life of servitude to a man with a voice so high I wondered if his testicles, rather than dropping, had ascended so far that they'd become his eyes. In actual fact my pal had been rebuffed by the only female present. Aint got shite if you aint no knight.

My master's name was Nigel.
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Re: EA Hall of Fame

Postby Dudley on Sat Mar 04, 2017 3:47 pm

Tommy Alpha wrote:
Rimbaud III wrote:
Isabelle Gall wrote:"Bit Of Fantasy Guff For Those Games Workshop Comic Shop Types In Long Black Leather Trench Coats You Know The Ones Usually Called Nigel Or Dave And Talking To Each Other In Wankerish Voices In Your Local"


Truefax: A couple of friends and I were once kidnapped by a gang of these sorts in order to flesh out a party they were having. They bundled us into the back of their van - parked outside the pub we'd all just left, independently of each other - and took us to their party, where, to their credit, they actually became quite hospitable. Having established that we weren't going to be bumulated in the orc-holes everyone relaxed, and they passed round the cider and poppers. It was probably the result of mead-induced Stockholm Syndrome, but by the end of the night I had agreed to become his squire and to join him at a battle reenactment the following weekend. It felt like I really wanted that to happen too. Dude even showed me his sword. I was brought round by my less inebriated friend. I wanted to believe he was attempting to rescue me from a life of servitude to a man with a voice so high I wondered if his testicles, rather than dropping, had ascended so far that they'd become his eyes. In actual fact my pal had been rebuffed by the only female present. Aint got shite if you aint no knight.

My master's name was Nigel.


So good.

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Re: EA Hall of Fame

Postby dontfeartheringo on Mon Mar 06, 2017 4:52 pm

Dudley wrote:
Rimbaud III wrote:Bumulated In The Orc-hole


The Mars Volta LP we've all been waiting for.


HOF comment IN THE HALL OF FAME THREAD.
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Re: EA Hall of Fame

Postby Evin Relocation on Wed Mar 08, 2017 1:10 am

Win-ception.
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Re: EA Hall of Fame

Postby El Protoolio on Sat May 06, 2017 10:43 pm

From the Albini's Lyrics thread

agiant wrote:
jimmy spako wrote:I'm guessing you don't own a copy of Songs About Ordering a Fucking Beer in Other Languages then.


Yes, I do

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My favourite track is "The modelo"

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Re: EA Hall of Fame

Postby noise&light on Sun May 14, 2017 9:38 am

El Protoolio wrote:From the Albini's Lyrics thread

agiant wrote:
jimmy spako wrote:I'm guessing you don't own a copy of Songs About Ordering a Fucking Beer in Other Languages then.


Yes, I do

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My favourite track is "The modelo"

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Hilarious! HOF indeed!
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Re: EA Hall of Fame

Postby Get dog costumes on Mon Jun 26, 2017 10:52 pm

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Pretty intrigued by this. Anything else you can tell us about Scott?

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Re: EA Hall of Fame

Postby the finger genius on Tue Jul 25, 2017 5:55 pm

Anthony Flack wrote:
Clyde wrote:I don't make a habit of wishing death upon people


Well you'll never become a Republican Senator with that attitude.
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Re: EA Hall of Fame

Postby jimmy two hands on Thu Aug 03, 2017 1:19 pm

Somehow I missed this one back in December.
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Re: EA Hall of Fame

Postby Carl on Thu Dec 14, 2017 1:38 pm

steve wrote:
Whenever I mention serial child-rapist Ted Nugent, I like to make sure I use the full honorific serial child-rapist Ted Nugent, because I want it to become a standard. I want all search engines to auto-complete the letter "s" to "serial child-rapist Ted Nugent." I want all references to serial child-rapist Ted Nugent to use precisely that language. I never want anyone to forget that the racist, sexist, chickenhawk egomaniac, serial child-rapist Ted Nugent has raped a lot of children. He brags about it.

He's literally the worst. Jerk isn't nearly insulting enough.

Falco from FOTL is a fine fellow. He is rude in a funny way toward people who have it coming. Not a jerk by any stretch.
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Re: EA Hall of Fame

Postby Antero on Sun Jan 14, 2018 8:27 pm

Anonymous37 wrote:Honky, Fiona Apple’s second album? Better than you’d think, the goofy, daffy, pranking title notwithstanding. Fiona, who’s a wiz on the keys – no metronome needed – will wow you with her words as well. “What?”, “How?”, “Hah! This shit?”: I hear you wrongly hoot. When the tunes woo you, you will howl. The hedonistic, the heart-tugging, the wry, the needful songs – Ten Thousand Maniacs take heed – perk, worm, heft, throng, teethe, burst through, then fly, heron-like, born to her.

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Re: EA Hall of Fame

Postby the finger genius on Wed Mar 07, 2018 5:57 am

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Re: EA Hall of Fame

Postby Antero on Sat Jun 23, 2018 9:12 am

This, from the Mean-Spirited Thread About Each Other's Boots, is probably the most underrated post on this site.

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