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Postby mrcancelled on Sat Nov 18, 2017 8:28 pm

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Re: Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete

Postby Redline on Sun Nov 19, 2017 9:25 am

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Re: Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete

Postby mrcancelled on Sun Feb 18, 2018 12:44 pm

Gwinnett goat forced to ingest cocaine, whiskey gets adopted

Forced. Probably a good thing to claim when the goat was confronted by its parents.

What a baaaaaaaahhhhdass.
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Re: Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete

Postby kokorodoko on Wed Feb 21, 2018 12:42 pm

Gambling site tells Malaysian Muslims they can have anal sex with live dealers
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Re: Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete

Postby Janeway on Thu Feb 22, 2018 4:27 pm

^spoken like a total nerd, has trump ever been on a hunt in his life? business man pussy, self admitting by his own words, hott chicks are laughing at his idiocracy
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Postby Anthony Flack on Fri Feb 23, 2018 12:41 am

Maybe Dick Cheney could take him out hunting sometime.
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Re: Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete

Postby Velgauder on Tue Mar 13, 2018 5:29 pm

'Trump floats the idea of creating a 'Space Force' to fight wars in space'

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/03/13/trump-f ... space.html
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Postby Velgauder on Tue Mar 13, 2018 5:34 pm

Make Space Great Again. Join the SPACE FORCE!

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Re: Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete

Postby Anthony Flack on Tue Mar 13, 2018 11:20 pm

Great, let's trash the Outer Space Treaty. The sole reason why we don't have orbital nuke platforms like in 2001. Let's fucking do that. Why not, Donald Trump hasn't done anything monumentally stupid for a whole couple of hours now.

The Outer Space Treaty represents the basic legal framework of international space law. Among its principles, it bars states party to the treaty from placing weapons of mass destruction in orbit of Earth, installing them on the Moon or any other celestial body, or otherwise stationing them in outer space. It exclusively limits the use of the Moon and other celestial bodies to peaceful purposes and expressly prohibits their use for testing weapons of any kind, conducting military maneuvers, or establishing military bases, installations, and fortifications. The treaty also states that the exploration of outer space shall be done to benefit all countries and that space shall be free for exploration and use by all the States.


Sounds like a bad deal, huh. Sounds like we need to MAGA that treaty up a bit.
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Postby Redline on Wed Mar 14, 2018 12:28 am

What kind of cool gun do you get if you're in the Space Police?

That could be a game changer...
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Postby Janeway on Tue Mar 20, 2018 11:29 am

jay z and beyonce ‘s 6 year old daughter tried to bid at an auction for a painting of sidney poitier but lost to tyler perry

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Re: Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete

Postby kokorodoko on Sat Mar 31, 2018 2:23 am

Vatican to hold exorcist training course after "rise in possessions"
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Re: Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete

Postby kokorodoko on Thu Apr 19, 2018 10:34 am

ISIS vows to kill man who hacked 250 jihadi twitter accounts and filled them with gay porn
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Re: Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete

Postby Redline on Wed May 09, 2018 3:35 pm


Let's hope it morphs in to a Wayne's World meets John Wick- Part 3 kind of film.
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