raygun wrote:"Eric Clapton wouldn't let a pound of coke fall out of a window", or "my uncle didn't marmalade his dick up my ass when I was six"
Two classics.
iembalm wrote:H-GM wrote:DEATH by oogabooga.
We called it "death by boonda."
"Death by cho-cho" over here.[/quote]
I always heard it as death by oogabooga too.
A few other punchlines I love:
The lights came on and there was nothing in the room but a glass of water with a glass eye in it.
Grandpa then took out a little bottle of mouthwash.
The Lions won the Super Bowl.
Okay, coffee break's over, everyone back on your heads.