What's your favorite punchline?

[SecondEdition]

"Eric Clapton wouldn't let a pound of coke fall out of a window", or "my uncle didn't marmalade his dick up my ass when I was six"

Two classics.

DEATH by oogabooga.

We called it "death by boonda."

"Death by cho-cho" over here.[/quote]

I always heard it as death by oogabooga too.

A few other punchlines I love:

The lights came on and there was nothing in the room but a glass of water with a glass eye in it.

Grandpa then took out a little bottle of mouthwash.

The Lions won the Super Bowl.

Okay, coffee break's over, everyone back on your heads.

[Luzwei]

BOLI ME KURAC!

[Colonel Panic]

"BIIIIIG FUCKING RATS, WITH DICKS THIS LONG!!!"

[The MayorofRockNRoll]

Gang rape.

[Yngwie Einstein]

"You fuck her."

Punchline to: How do you get a nun pregnant?

"His head collapsed."

Punchline to: Did you hear about the Pollock who picked a 10-pound booger? (My favorite joke when I was 4)

[dabrasha]

"Why not? I'm a fun guy!"

[jimmy two hands]

"I'm fuckin' dis custard right here!"

[WMFS]

*pants unzipping* "Well now you're really fucked."

[Eugenius]

"I'm fuckin' dis custard right here!"

I remember that one. It's right up there with "If I fuck 'er any 'arder me dick 'll fall off!"

[Wheely]

I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

[Arson Smith]

"Not in my data bank you won't." - Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich

[SkronkFronkerdale]

Not sure if this counts, but it never fails to make me smile:

"God is dead." - Nietzsche
"Nietzsche is dead." - God

[first2letters]

“The light was on.”

[Mama Clortho]

“The light was on.”

Well, when Uncle Terry's been drinking -- you don't fuck with him.

[Boombats]

Roy Moore

[Anthony Flack]

LOL snap

Best joke I've heard in a while.

[Anthony Flack]

He just flipped Alabama, it's hilarious. Best political joke since Mooch Week.

[numberthirty]

He just flipped Alabama, it's hilarious. Best political joke since Mooch Week.

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[Anthony Flack]

I don't even understand this criticism. You think it's sad that we're happy that Roy Moore handed Jeff Session's senate seat to a Democrat?

[bishopdante]

Zen master says to disciple: "what is the sound of one hand clapping?"

Disciple slaps the master in the face.