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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby SecondEdition on Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:50 am

raygun wrote:"Eric Clapton wouldn't let a pound of coke fall out of a window", or "my uncle didn't marmalade his dick up my ass when I was six"


Two classics.

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H-GM wrote:DEATH by oogabooga.

We called it "death by boonda."


"Death by cho-cho" over here.[/quote]

I always heard it as death by oogabooga too.

A few other punchlines I love:

The lights came on and there was nothing in the room but a glass of water with a glass eye in it.

Grandpa then took out a little bottle of mouthwash.

The Lions won the Super Bowl.

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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby Luzwei on Thu Jul 14, 2011 3:02 am

BOLI ME KURAC!
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby Colonel Panic on Thu Jul 14, 2011 4:14 am

"BIIIIIG FUCKING RATS, WITH DICKS THIS LONG!!!"
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby The MayorofRockNRoll on Thu Jul 14, 2011 11:27 am

Gang rape.
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby Yngwie Einstein on Thu Jul 14, 2011 12:23 pm

"You fuck her."

Punchline to: How do you get a nun pregnant?

"His head collapsed."

Punchline to: Did you hear about the Pollock who picked a 10-pound booger? (My favorite joke when I was 4)
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby dabrasha on Thu Jul 14, 2011 12:39 pm

"Why not? I'm a fun guy!"
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby jimmy two hands on Thu Jul 14, 2011 12:50 pm

"I'm fuckin' dis custard right here!"
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby WMFS on Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:47 pm

*pants unzipping* "Well now you're really fucked."
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby Eugenius on Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:50 pm

jimmy two hands wrote:"I'm fuckin' dis custard right here!"


I remember that one. It's right up there with "If I fuck 'er any 'arder me dick 'll fall off!"
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby Wheely on Thu Jul 14, 2011 4:37 pm

I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby Arson Smith on Tue Dec 12, 2017 1:48 am

"Not in my data bank you won't." - Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby SkronkFronkerdale on Tue Dec 12, 2017 1:34 pm

Not sure if this counts, but it never fails to make me smile:

"God is dead." - Nietzsche
"Nietzsche is dead." - God
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby first2letters on Tue Dec 12, 2017 9:24 pm

“The light was on.”
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby Mama Clortho on Tue Dec 12, 2017 11:28 pm

first2letters wrote:“The light was on.”


Well, when Uncle Terry's been drinking -- you don't fuck with him.
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby Boombats on Tue Dec 12, 2017 11:33 pm

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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby Anthony Flack on Tue Dec 12, 2017 11:42 pm

LOL snap

Best joke I've heard in a while.
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby Janeway on Wed Dec 13, 2017 3:37 am

^you poor guy
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby Anthony Flack on Wed Dec 13, 2017 3:47 am

He just flipped Alabama, it's hilarious. Best political joke since Mooch Week.
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby numberthirty on Wed Dec 13, 2017 4:30 am

Anthony Flack wrote:He just flipped Alabama, it's hilarious. Best political joke since Mooch Week.


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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby Janeway on Wed Dec 27, 2017 3:30 am

:) sucks to be you!
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