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Re: Greatest Opening Lines To A Song

Postby NewDarkAge on Wed May 28, 2014 2:46 am

Jodi S. wrote:
Carl wrote:Karl Hendricks:
Are you naked and high on drugs?


1000% Correct.


Also:

I listened to 'Wild Horses' 47 times in a row still trying to figure out why you had to go.


KH sure knows how to open an album.
bishopdante wrote:BTW was not suggesting that my particular area of interest is buttocks, but it is normal for people of all sexes and sexual persuasions to be into butts, is not weird.
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Re: Greatest Opening Lines To A Song

Postby Isabelle Gall on Wed May 28, 2014 7:30 am

You're not a dream, you're not an angel, you're a man
I'm not a queen, I'm a woman, take my hand

Buffy Saint Marie - Until It's Time For You To Go
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Re: Greatest Opening Lines To A Song

Postby honeyisfunny on Wed May 28, 2014 8:25 am

first2letters wrote:...Speaking of memorable Chris Thomson opening lines:


I never cared who your friends were. I always thought you were an asshole.
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Re: Greatest Opening Lines To A Song

Postby Gramsci on Wed May 28, 2014 8:26 am

For sale? dumb cunt's same dumb questions
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Re: Greatest Opening Lines To A Song

Postby numberthirty on Wed May 28, 2014 8:22 pm

King Diamond is a ringer when it comes to opening lines -

She's Wearing White Again But Colours Always Betray


"Dressed In White"

Nobody's inside the church but the bell is ringing. For no reason the flowers are dying


"Omens"

Tonight would be the last night that we had our tea. That bloody tea, which sent us into
ecstasy


"Mother's Getting Weaker"

It must be summer the sky is clear


"A Visit From The Dead"

Who's gonna set fire to the coffin?


"Let It Be Done"

At midnight, an hour from now... they're gonna flick the switch


"Killer"

Just after midnight, they are bringing me my pills


"Waiting"

Yesterday as I finished the last of the seven graves


"Meet Me At Midnight"

So many tears in my eyes, I have to look away


"Goodbye"
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Re: Greatest Opening Lines To A Song

Postby sleepwalker on Mon Aug 18, 2014 6:31 pm

yo sucker, you got a biiig dick! PUT IT IN MA MOUUTHHH.


Gayrilla Biscuits - Big Dick.
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Re: Greatest Opening Lines To A Song

Postby jimmy spako on Mon Aug 18, 2014 6:56 pm

some people tell me that i need help
some people can fuck off & go to hell


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Re: Greatest Opening Lines To A Song

Postby Bill Swansea on Tue Aug 19, 2014 3:40 pm

I'm not talking about a Beatles song,
written 100 years before I was born
they're all talking about the round and round
but who's got the real anti-parent culture sound?
big_dave wrote:Hark at this boy and his "we".

He was Welsh yesterday.
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Re: Greatest Opening Lines To A Song

Postby NewDarkAge on Tue Aug 19, 2014 5:33 pm

Bill Swansea wrote:I'm not talking about a Beatles song,
written 100 years before I was born
they're all talking about the round and round
but who's got the real anti-parent culture sound?


Deary me
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Re: Greatest Opening Lines To A Song

Postby Bill Swansea on Tue Aug 19, 2014 5:43 pm

Well, I'm glad I haven't matured much in four years.
big_dave wrote:Hark at this boy and his "we".

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Re: Greatest Opening Lines To A Song

Postby jojobongo on Tue Aug 19, 2014 6:18 pm

Nancy Sinatra and Lee Hazlewood - Sundown, Sundown

There's no one in this world for me, there's never gonna be
There's no one in this world needs me, there's never gonna be
Steve, these headphones are fucked up
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Re: Greatest Opening Lines To A Song

Postby taylor swiftboat orgy on Wed Aug 20, 2014 1:54 am

well, i didn't know whether to shit or to wind my watch...those king d. lines...untouchable. anyway,

i rock the party that rocks the body, you rock the party that rocks the body
mc lyte| cold rock a party [bad boy remix]

d for effort, d for intent, d because you paid the rent
codeine | d

yeah, this is a story of a famous dog, for the dog that chases its tail will be dizzy
these are clapping dogs, rhythmic dogs, harmonic dogs, house dogs, street dogs
dogs of the world unite. dancin dogs. yeah, countin dogs, funky dogs, nasty dogs

g. clinton | atomic dog

gunter glieben glauchen globen
def leppard | rock of ages
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Re: Greatest Opening Lines To A Song

Postby jojobongo on Sat Aug 30, 2014 6:06 pm

Carpenters - Superstar

Long ago
And oh so far away
I fell in love with you
Before the second show
Your guitar
It sounds so sweet and clear
But you're not really here
It's just the radio
Steve, these headphones are fucked up
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Re: Greatest Opening Lines To A Song

Postby NewDarkAge on Sat Aug 30, 2014 6:12 pm

Thank you ladies for the spread
I really like sausage rolls and white bread
bishopdante wrote:BTW was not suggesting that my particular area of interest is buttocks, but it is normal for people of all sexes and sexual persuasions to be into butts, is not weird.
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Re: Greatest Opening Lines To A Song

Postby jacobwilliam on Fri Oct 03, 2014 12:01 am

"I've had it up to here with attractive women in coffee shops. I've had it up to here with these goddamn sunny days"
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Re: Greatest Opening Lines To A Song

Postby honeyisfunny on Thu Nov 13, 2014 7:55 pm

"Zyklon B was a terrible gas because it killed off all those Jews.
That's what made it such a good gas
from Hitler's point of view"
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Re: Greatest Opening Lines To A Song

Postby Angus Jung on Fri Nov 14, 2014 5:52 pm

Hey the fuck it's me buddy
Smash the ones that smash the free
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Re: Greatest Opening Lines To A Song

Postby Angus Jung on Fri Nov 14, 2014 6:04 pm

Buy low, sell high
A centipede between the eyes
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Re: Greatest Opening Lines To A Song

Postby feelitclosingin on Sat Nov 15, 2014 2:28 am

What came to mind was:

I know a place
Up in the air
It's not very far
I've been there before

from Good Good Things, cause i don't think i've ever been able to put it on without repeating it a time or two
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Re: Greatest Opening Lines To A Song

Postby Adrian on Sat Nov 15, 2014 11:56 am

"Year 7s on a school trip to Featherstone Castle
And some wee scallywag's brung
A Coca-Cola bottle containing a spirit"

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