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Re: Everybody Kiss My Watch's Ass

Postby nick92675 on Tue Nov 20, 2012 12:22 am

Some details not in other reports - dude is an ECD (executive creative director) in advertising - formerly at some well reputed shops. This is like an onion article - check his other fashion devices. http://www.businessinsider.com/geoff-mc ... 2012-11-19
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Re: Everybody Kiss My Watch's Ass

Postby AdamWarlock on Tue Nov 20, 2012 12:33 am

Ty Webb wrote:That watch looks like John Connor sent it to give you a massage.
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Re: Everybody Kiss My Watch's Ass

Postby mt on Wed Jan 08, 2014 10:01 pm

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Re: Everybody Kiss My Watch's Ass

Postby first2letters on Wed Jan 08, 2014 10:47 pm

^ Wow. The only missing feature is a field that contrasts your time here with the time you'll actually be dead, which I suppose is all time except for that that hasn't yet transpired. I'm buying one regardless. Reminders are helpful as we all race toward the finish line.
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Re: Everybody Kiss My Watch's Ass

Postby scott on Wed Jan 08, 2014 11:07 pm

mt wrote:Tikker

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12:76:08 for local time = this watch doesn't understand how time works. There is no 70-anything in a system that's based on 24:60:60
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Re: Everybody Kiss My Watch's Ass

Postby Braden on Mon Jan 27, 2014 2:16 pm

Don't get chumpatized!
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Re: Everybody Kiss My Watch's Ass

Postby jimmy two hands on Mon Jan 27, 2014 2:52 pm

scott wrote:
mt wrote:Tikker

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12:76:08 for local time = this watch doesn't understand how time works. There is no 70-anything in a system that's based on 24:60:60


Didn't you hear, Scott? Part of Obama's communist antichrist plot is that he will be forcing us into metric time. The sixth seal has been broken!
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Re: Everybody Kiss My Watch's Ass

Postby Antero on Mon Jan 27, 2014 11:53 pm


Simultaneously amazing and ugly.
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Re: Everybody Kiss My Watch's Ass

Postby Braden on Tue Jan 28, 2014 12:01 am

Antero wrote:

Simultaneously amazing and ugly.


That's exactly what I was thinking. "Holy shit that's amazing! Why did they have to murder the design, and charge you a house for it?"
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Re: Everybody Kiss My Watch's Ass

Postby Marsupialized on Tue Jan 28, 2014 12:20 am

245 grand for a watch. There are people in the world who have 245 grand for a watch.
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Re: Everybody Kiss My Watch's Ass

Postby madmanmunt on Tue Jan 28, 2014 7:38 am

Marsupialized wrote:245 grand for a watch. There are people in the world who have 245 grand for a watch.


It's not a watch, though. It's an ornament or a piece of jewelery in the shape of a watch.

But the 245 grand thing still applies.
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Re: Everybody Kiss My Watch's Ass

Postby Antero on Tue Jan 28, 2014 8:12 am

Marsupialized wrote:245 grand for a watch. There are people in the world who have 245 grand for a watch.

There are people in the world who don't have to give a fuck about the cost of a 245 grand watch, and our economy is designed to service and promote them.
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Re: Everybody Kiss My Watch's Ass

Postby jimmy two hands on Tue Jan 28, 2014 9:43 am

Antero wrote:
Marsupialized wrote:245 grand for a watch. There are people in the world who have 245 grand for a watch.

There are people in the world who don't have to give a fuck about the cost of a 245 grand watch, and our economy is designed to service and promote them.


What's the going rate for a guillotine these days? Quite a bit less than 245 grand I'll bet.
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Re: Everybody Kiss My Watch's Ass

Postby madmanmunt on Tue Jan 28, 2014 3:21 pm

Antero wrote:There are people in the world who don't have to give a fuck about the cost of a 245 grand watch, and our economy is designed to service and promote them.


This was the first thing that went through my head. But I knew someone else was going to post it.
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Re: Everybody Kiss My Watch's Ass

Postby itchy mcgoo on Tue Jan 28, 2014 3:33 pm

Antero wrote:

Simultaneously amazing and ugly.


I think it's beautiful.
An orrery on your wrist? Fabulous. Only the star shape bugs me.

Price tag is appalling, of course.
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Re: Everybody Kiss My Watch's Ass

Postby 6079smith on Tue Jan 28, 2014 4:05 pm

itchy mcgoo wrote:I think it's beautiful.
An orrery on your wrist? Fabulous. Only the star shape bugs me.


Yeah, me too.
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Re: Everybody Kiss My Watch's Ass

Postby sleepkid on Thu Jan 30, 2014 7:23 am

Ok. Put this in the wrong thread before.

This arrived:

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Works smoothly. Weighs as much as a Sherman Tank. Finds Magnetic North. Then hides the compass so you can continue to be James Bond.
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Re: Everybody Kiss My Watch's Ass

Postby Marsupialized on Tue Sep 15, 2015 10:35 pm

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Re: Everybody Kiss My Watch's Ass

Postby Tommy Alpha on Wed Sep 16, 2015 2:56 am

$28,000 a watch and they can't spring for the John Williams score.
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Re: Everybody Kiss My Watch's Ass

Postby numberthirty on Wed Sep 16, 2015 3:04 am

Tommy Alpha wrote:$28,000 a watch and they can't spring for the John Williams score.


They should throw in a lifetime "Jawas will fix this friggin' thing" warranty.
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