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Anagram album reviews

Postby Andy on Sun Apr 27, 2014 10:18 pm

Enjoyable little blog here: Warm Voices Rearranged: Anagram Album Reviews

Examples:

* Kiss, Creatures of the Night -- Stare at the kitsch figures.
* Rolling Stones, Goats Head Soup -- Stale roguishness. Not a good LP!
* Stephen Malkmus and the Jicks -- "Ah, let's make that dull man an icon!"
* Ringo Starr -- The LP's grim stat: No sales, nor orders.
* Rush, Roll The Bones -- Three loons hurl BS.
* Sammy Hagar, Standing Hampton -- A short damp mangy man sang hit.
* Rapeman, Two Nuns and a Pack Mule -- Rank name! Women can't applaud us.
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Re: Anagram album reviews

Postby Beetown on Mon Apr 28, 2014 7:16 am

Love these

Grateful Dead - What a Long Strange Trip it's Been: The Best of the Grateful Dead

The stoner adage: Eat LSD, puff herb, attend ritual gigs, get welfare, don't bathe.
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Re: Anagram album reviews

Postby seanurban on Tue Apr 29, 2014 8:04 pm

absolutely
Rivers Cuomo - Alone: The Home Recordings of Rivers Cuomo
Cue true sonic horrors from emo goon's vile demo archive.
Egocentric demo archive is enormous volume of horrors!

Hole - Pretty on the Inside
They do heroin, pen titles.

Of Monsters and Men - My Head Is an Animal
My modern fame shames an island nation.
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Re: Anagram album reviews

Postby edventure on Tue Apr 29, 2014 9:05 pm

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Re: Anagram album reviews

Postby enframed on Wed Apr 30, 2014 12:24 am

Good idea.
Records for sale.

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Re: Anagram album reviews

Postby Angus Jung on Wed Apr 30, 2014 9:40 am

Drag City published a book of these. Neil Hamburger and my pal Brandan Kearney wrote it. Look it up.
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Re: Anagram album reviews

Postby Beetown on Wed Apr 30, 2014 11:50 pm

You're pals with Brandan Kearney?

Oh man
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Re: Anagram album reviews

Postby Angus Jung on Wed Apr 30, 2014 11:56 pm

Beetown wrote:You're pals with Brandan Kearney?

Yep. And his delightful wife Emily.

In case anyone is interested, Brandan is still doing a few things, like running the amazing Eabla label.

And he still plays in Faxed Head, who do occasional one-off shows here and there.
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Re: Anagram album reviews

Postby Parbuckle on Tue Nov 14, 2017 3:29 pm

Now do your own.

The Stooges - Fun House = Goofs use "H"; O the tunes!
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Re: Anagram album reviews

Postby seanurban on Tue Nov 14, 2017 8:27 pm

William Patrick Corgan, Ogilala -- I will rock or I am going to call a pa.
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Re: Anagram album reviews

Postby Parbuckle on Wed Nov 15, 2017 12:40 pm

Big Black - Songs About Fucking = SA fucks big baboon; LCK tuggin'!

The Fall - The Marshall Suite = MES? Hella filler that u shat!

Sunn O))) - Black One = Bloke: "Nun's can! O)))"
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Re: Anagram album reviews

Postby Parbuckle on Wed Nov 15, 2017 1:34 pm

Phil Collins - Hits = Phil Collins - Shit
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Re: Anagram album reviews

Postby wotown on Wed Nov 15, 2017 4:23 pm

Parbuckle wrote:Phil Collins - Hits = Phil Collins - Shit


Face Value = A Fuel Cave
Hello I Must Be Going = Ego Blemishing Lout
No Jacket Required = It Conquered a Jerk
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Re: Anagram album reviews

Postby Facundo on Wed Nov 15, 2017 4:58 pm

1000 hurts; 0001 thru sand thou
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Re: Anagram album reviews

Postby Facundo on Wed Nov 15, 2017 5:00 pm

My Bloody Valentine - Loveless,

Tiny Bleedy Mall Vet - Leveloss
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Re: Anagram album reviews

Postby Parbuckle on Thu Nov 16, 2017 11:07 am

Morrissey - Your Arsenal = You're in sorry-ass realm

Silkworm - Firewater = Tim's rawer life work

Big Black - Atomizer = Back to grime, Albiz!

Slint - Spiderland = LP's nerd isn't laid
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Re: Anagram album reviews

Postby Parbuckle on Fri Nov 17, 2017 1:10 pm

Metallica - Reload = Call it a mere load

The Smiths - The Queen is Dead = Sad queen dies (meth). The shit!

Rush - 2112 = "R U 21?" "12" "Sh!"

Gore - Hart Gore = Roger her goat

Slint - Tweez = Lez isn't wet

Led Zeppelin - IV / Zoso = Sip vile pedo nozzle
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Re: Anagram album reviews

Postby Adam Sr on Fri Nov 17, 2017 1:37 pm

Parbuckle slaying the shit out of this gimmick.
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Re: Anagram album reviews

Postby wotown on Fri Nov 17, 2017 2:10 pm

The Eagles - Hotel California: Oh, Cheesier at Flagellation
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Re: Anagram album reviews

Postby Andy on Fri Nov 17, 2017 2:53 pm

Kiss - Love Gun : Genius volks
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