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The Misfits Rider

Postby yaledelay on Thu May 12, 2016 11:31 am

So as of now we all know the Misfits are getting back together to play Riotfest... Glen is a overgrown man baby, the other parts of the group are full grown men who dress up as zombies and go on republican rants, they all hate each other, this could get interesting... My question is what insanity lies in their tour rider/contract?

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Re: The Misfits Rider

Postby elisha wiesner on Thu May 12, 2016 11:59 am

Kitty litter.
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Re: The Misfits Rider

Postby yaledelay on Thu May 12, 2016 12:03 pm

elisha wiesner wrote:Kitty litter.



At least 3 bags a show.
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Re: The Misfits Rider

Postby Big John on Thu May 12, 2016 12:06 pm

No DI on the bass, AKG D-12 mike on the cab only.

Misfits are all about the tone.
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Re: The Misfits Rider

Postby Major on Thu May 12, 2016 12:09 pm

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Re: The Misfits Rider

Postby smud on Thu May 12, 2016 12:10 pm

Danzig's adult coloring books are off limits to the rest of the band
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Re: The Misfits Rider

Postby jimmy two hands on Thu May 12, 2016 12:55 pm

Glenn gets a footstool to stand on to make clear that he is the tallest in the band. Bikini-clad women writhe around in a sexy manner to hide that Glenn is standing on a stool. The stool will be black and shoot fire. The sexy ladies will block the stool so no one will know where the flames are coming from, but that's not important.

Jerry will have a fresh clean track suit to change into following each set immediately upon exiting the stage, and a separate green room to watch football. The drummer is not allowed to see Jerry in his tracksuit lest it ruin his perception of Jerry as a true goth/horror punk. An assistant will help Jerry arrange his comobover devillock prior to the show. No one is allowed to comment on Jerry's combover devillock.

Doyle will have a packaged gas station sandwich, no preference on style, presentation, or freshness.

The green room freezer will be stocked with all 138 flavors of Glenn and Jerry's Ice Cream.
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Re: The Misfits Rider

Postby GhostfaceTNT on Thu May 12, 2016 1:03 pm

an assistant specifically assigned to carry any hot soup that may be coming to or from Mr Danzig's evil yurt on the offchance any one armed drummers are backstage before the gig
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Re: The Misfits Rider

Postby chrisc on Thu May 12, 2016 1:15 pm

Yams!

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Re: The Misfits Rider

Postby yaledelay on Thu May 12, 2016 2:48 pm

jimmy two hands wrote:Glenn gets a footstool to stand on to make clear that he is the tallest in the band. Bikini-clad women writhe around in a sexy manner to hide that Glenn is standing on a stool. The stool will be black and shoot fire. The sexy ladies will block the stool so no one will know where the flames are coming from, but that's not important.

Jerry will have a fresh clean track suit to change into following each set immediately upon exiting the stage, and a separate green room to watch football. The drummer is not allowed to see Jerry in his tracksuit lest it ruin his perception of Jerry as a true goth/horror punk. An assistant will help Jerry arrange his comobover devillock prior to the show. No one is allowed to comment on Jerry's combover devillock.

Doyle will have a packaged gas station sandwich, no preference on style, presentation, or freshness.

The green room freezer will be stocked with all 138 flavors of Glenn and Jerry's Ice Cream.



This seems about right.
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Re: The Misfits Rider

Postby the Classical on Thu May 12, 2016 3:42 pm

Spanx.
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Re: The Misfits Rider

Postby El Protoolio on Thu May 12, 2016 4:00 pm

Nothing too crazy, they just want your skulls.
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Re: The Misfits Rider

Postby yaledelay on Thu May 12, 2016 4:16 pm

El Protoolio wrote:Nothing too crazy, they just want your skulls.



I believe they also NEED our skulls.
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Re: The Misfits Rider

Postby Boombats on Thu May 12, 2016 4:23 pm

yaledelay wrote:Glen[sic] is a overgrown man baby

He's actually somewhat undergrown.

jimmy two hands wrote:Doyle will have a packaged gas station sandwich, no preference on style, presentation, or freshness.

So true.
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Re: The Misfits Rider

Postby The MayorofRockNRoll on Thu May 12, 2016 4:26 pm

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The staff weren't giving me the things I needed to do my job effectively and give the kids their money's worth...it wasn't too hard considering the concert was only $5
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Re: The Misfits Rider

Postby Arson Smith on Thu May 12, 2016 4:27 pm

chrisc wrote:Yams!


^ Y'know, as much as I want to laugh at/with dude, I always thought this was pretty weak. :smt102
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Re: The Misfits Rider

Postby A Landing Craft on Thu May 12, 2016 5:01 pm

Mr Anzalone requires one vintage table, a lit candle and some dollies to play with prior to showtime. Also, blankets and a holistic expert should be available at short notice pending possible deathbug scenario.
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Re: The Misfits Rider

Postby numberthirty on Thu May 12, 2016 10:15 pm

They are going to need an oxygen tank if Glenn tries to finish "Devilock"/"We Bite"/"Queen Wasp".
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Re: The Misfits Rider

Postby numberthirty on Thu May 12, 2016 10:16 pm

Let alone "Demonomania". There may not be an oxygen tank big enough.
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Re: The Misfits Rider

Postby El Protoolio on Thu May 12, 2016 10:48 pm

How many times do you think the shows will devolve into fistfights between Danzig and the others?
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