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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby jimmy two hands on Sat Mar 04, 2017 10:03 am

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A Danzig is funny

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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby Anthony Flack on Thu Aug 03, 2017 2:57 am

Ebony and ivory
Live together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my piano keyboard
Made from human skin


Or less ghoulishly:

Ebony and ivory
Live together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my piano keyboard
Actually
I hope this isn't real ivory
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby Anthony Flack on Mon Aug 28, 2017 3:46 am

American Authors wrote:This is possibly the worst song in the world
The woh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-orld
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby geiginni on Tue Aug 29, 2017 10:20 am

I've been singing this version of Eat It to the cats at feeding time lately:

Eat it! Just eat it!
Take some fishy mush and heat it
Have some more chicken
Have some more pâté
It doesn't matter if it's cold and grey
Just eat it!
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby total_douche on Tue Aug 29, 2017 5:06 pm

(He is the greatest, honey - he is the greatest, honey)

He drink it in
He burp it out
The Bender drank my Olde Fortran
I bit his shiny metal ass
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby Speedie on Wed Aug 30, 2017 3:17 am

Wife and I are enjoying singing very loudly "ALEX THE SEAL" to one of the kid's cds in the car.

("Our lips are sealed" - The Go Go's)

It confuses the fuck out of the kids. Good times.
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby Anthony Flack on Mon Sep 04, 2017 5:53 am

Layla
Enoch Powell was right
Layla
We're keepin' England white
Layla
I'm an unrepentant racist twat
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby Me Again on Mon Sep 04, 2017 7:41 am

You know the song "Magic" by The Cars?

Sometimes I like to imagine a xenophobic Trumper-type old person finding out the man his grand daughter has become engaged with is 3/4 Portuguese and singing the chorus:

"Uh-oh! Hispanic!"

...Like he can't deal with a non-white person becoming part of his extended family, and he doesn't know what to do. He's especially conflicted because when he met her husband-to-be, and mistook him for white, they got along really well and even made plans to go golfing together. Now he feels very uncomfortable about that and is having second thoughts.
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby zircona1 on Tue Sep 05, 2017 12:51 pm

Roxy Music.

Oooooh, catch that buzz
What number am I thinking of?
- "Whatever happened to that album?"
- "I broke it, remember? I threw it against the wall, and it like, shattered."
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby Anthony Flack on Tue Sep 05, 2017 10:56 pm

I used to sing

Layla
You got me on my knees
Layla
I'm diggin' garden peas

but I think the new one is catchier.
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby Janeway on Wed Sep 06, 2017 5:02 pm

^i used to belt out

"hey looove...
got me on my kneeeees,
hey love"

whenever "layla" was on the radio and my family still laughs about it when the song comes on but yeah, even with misheard lyrics i guess there was a time in my life when i really felt what eric clapton was all about. that time was age 5.
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby Seby on Thu Sep 07, 2017 7:23 am

Nirvana - Dive

"Die with me"

Heard it on a bootleg back in the day and thought that this was what he was singing.
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby Me Again on Thu Sep 07, 2017 3:05 pm

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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby travis k on Thu Sep 07, 2017 10:44 pm

Maroon 5- one more night-
" And my girlfriend died with a baby inside , lippa dip a day hee hoo."
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby travis k on Thu Sep 14, 2017 3:17 pm

Alice In Chains - Rooster
Yeaaah the art store's down on Wooster. Oohh yueaaahh boooy.
You know fixativ is miiieeeiiiiiine.
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby travis k on Thu Sep 14, 2017 3:34 pm

Yeeaaah the millions went to Brewster .
Ooohhhh yyeeaaahhh. Boooy. You know Richard had to dieeee I I .
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby total_douche on Thu Sep 14, 2017 5:29 pm

Seby wrote:Nirvana - Dive

"Die with me"

Heard it on a bootleg back in the day and thought that this was what he was singing.


The first time I heard "Stain," I thought he was saying "I'm Mustaine!"
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby Janeway on Sun Sep 17, 2017 8:36 pm

"real estate"
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"real eh-state"
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby Anthony Flack on Sat Sep 23, 2017 5:14 pm

What's the story Finding Dory
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby travis k on Sat Sep 23, 2017 5:36 pm

What's the story Haim dead Corey
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