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Postby Saturday on Wed Dec 21, 2005 12:05 pm

rysie wrote:BEG TETS


i´m not seeing a banda called like that.
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Postby Gramsci on Wed Dec 21, 2005 12:20 pm

Saturday wrote:
rysie wrote:BEG TETS


i´m not seeing a banda called like that.


There's a band in London called Test Icicles, just as bad... but real
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Postby Marsupialized on Wed Dec 21, 2005 9:01 pm

scott wrote:Strip clubs strike me as bastions of sickness. It's a prejudice based on no proof or substance, but I really think I would be overcome with a feeling of sadness if I ever went to one. It's a baseless preconception, but my gut tells me that the number of strippers who aren't drug addicts and/or were not sexually abused as kids/teens is probably quite a bit smaller than the number who were/are. I haven't the slightest interest in visiting strip clubs to have a better idea. CRAP.


Plus all the naked girls would probably be a real turn off for you, I imagine.
If you walk into skybox on a Saturday night and are 'overcome with a feeling of sadness' you have some real problems.
The girls who I know who strip aren't any more of drug addicts or fucked up abuse survivors than any other girls I know who work anywhere else. It's good, easy money for chicks and a good easy way for dudes to hang out and see naked girls, a win win any way you cut it.
People who speak with authority on things they know nothing about, and have no experience with....what are those people called again?
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run joe, run wrote:One of them being that they're the only place you get to see "titties" in real life, I'm assuming.


Puh-leeeze
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Postby Christopher_Dragon on Wed Dec 21, 2005 9:06 pm

When I went to Cleveland, this huge ass boobie joint they had there was the only good thing about it.
Seriously, everything about Cleveland sucks balls except that wonderful place with the naked ladies.
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Postby glynnisjohns on Wed Dec 21, 2005 9:10 pm

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Rotten Tanx wrote:If anyone in real life said the word "titties" to me I'd vomit on my fist and then punch them in the neck.


What about "shirt potatoes"?


Better than "trouser yams"? Yes, it is.

There is a tittay bar less than a block from me domicile.
It is one of the bad ones. I have been to some nice ones though.
Generally speaking i would rather have exactly what i have now.
A girl that will do all of those things for free (sans the stripper pole).
It's infinately cheaper and sex is guaranteed.

Not Crap.
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Postby Marsupialized on Wed Dec 21, 2005 9:16 pm

Rotten Tanx wrote:If anyone in real life said the word "titties" to me I'd vomit on my fist and then punch them in the neck.



What about in this situation....
Rotten: 'Hey Marsupialized how are ya feelin'?'
Marsupialized 'I'm floatin' on a cloud fulla titties, man...a cloud fulla titties'
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Postby Major on Thu Dec 22, 2005 12:37 am

Marsupialized wrote:What about in this situation....
Rotten: 'Hey Marsupialized how are ya feelin'?'
Marsupialized 'I'm floatin' on a cloud fulla titties, man...a cloud fulla titties'


You know that a lot of people here hate you, right?

Well, I am not one of those people...
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Postby atlantic on Thu Dec 22, 2005 2:52 am

Strip joints... total fucking crap
Burlesque shows... 100% totaly fucking hot!
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Postby scott on Thu Dec 22, 2005 2:56 am

Marsupialized wrote:People who speak with authority on things they know nothing about, and have no experience with....what are those people called again?
Oh yeah, assholes...that's it.


If you think, based on the exact statement I made, that I was in any way speaking with authority, then you're actually a bigger idiot than I already had you figured for. Enjoy paying to see naked women, big man! Big, big man!
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Postby Gramsci on Thu Dec 22, 2005 6:00 am

That this tread has so few pictures is a crime.

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Postby Rotten Tanx on Thu Dec 22, 2005 6:57 am

I agree.

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Postby Chapter Two on Thu Dec 22, 2005 7:19 am

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Postby Rotten Tanx on Thu Dec 22, 2005 8:13 am

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Postby John W. on Thu Dec 22, 2005 11:03 am

Never been to one, but I feel like I'm missing out on some male rite of passage. Maybe someday I'll end up at the Admiral, but it's not on my list of top priorities.

It looks like some milk is going to drip all over my post any second now...
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Postby full point on Thu Dec 22, 2005 12:29 pm

atlantic wrote:Strip joints... total fucking crap
Burlesque shows... 100% totaly fucking hot!


Hmm.

I'd say that burlesque shows are just slightly more of a turn on than belly dancers (yawn). The lighting is never as flattering as a proper strip club and the girls smell like hippies.

Burlesque=crap w/ a significant WF. It'll do in a pinch.
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Postby Flaneur on Thu Dec 22, 2005 5:44 pm

If there's pinball, and if there's beer by the can, and if it feels more like a neighborhood bar than a car dealer's lot during a salesman-of-the-year contest....But I seem to have a better time than most adjusting to the most depressing nonviolent places on earth (casinos, malls, airports, titty bars)...
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Postby eephour on Thu Dec 22, 2005 6:18 pm

full point wrote:
atlantic wrote:Strip joints... total fucking crap
Burlesque shows... 100% totaly fucking hot!


Hmm.

I'd say that burlesque shows are just slightly more of a turn on than belly dancers (yawn). The lighting is never as flattering as a proper strip club and the girls smell like hippies.

Burlesque=crap w/ a significant WF. It'll do in a pinch.


Burlesque? Maybe if I was stationed somewhere in Bavaria during WW2. Do you like Vegas showgirls...

Titty Bars can be fun, just as long as your not the dude who is there alone. The last time I went there was some debate as to actually go or not and some of my friends actually got pissed off at each other and made for a real long and awkward drive. But within 5 minutes of being inside, it was like there was no annomsity(sp) at all, tittys work wonders.
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Postby full point on Thu Dec 22, 2005 8:21 pm

I feel obligated to say that the China Garden(s?) in Portland is more than a titty bar.

The girls are smart, gorgeous, get absolutely naked, and "dance" to good music. (I.E. no hair metal, or R. Kelly)

Plus you get to drink beer the whole time. I don't smoke but when I'm there I've been known to harsh my very own blood bags!! When in Rome.......

Never seen a weird situation there or anything.

That's more than I can say for other establishments I've frequented.


Once I saw the knobs from No Doubt there and left cuz they took the good spots. Fuckers.
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Postby itchy mcgoo on Thu Dec 22, 2005 8:33 pm

full point wrote:I feel obligated to say that the China Garden(s?) in Portland is more than a titty bar.


I believe you are speaking of Magic Gardens, in Portland's China Town. Perhaps all the smarts flying around clouded your mammory of the name.
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