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Postby itchy mcgoo on Thu Dec 29, 2005 12:11 am

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Postby yut on Fri Dec 30, 2005 8:33 pm

I hate these places... The women are such husslers. I remember going to Cheetas in Vegas for a pal's bachelor party. It was right after 9/11, and no one was going to Vegas. They were hussling us so bad it made us leave quick fast...

One of our friends had a lap dance, and the woman tried to extort money out of him... She said she would tell the manager that he hit her if he didn't cough up some money... He didn't, and he was thrown out.

My experience sucked too... I got a lap dance, and she stayed for 2 and a half songs and said I owed her $100... She wasn't even good looking. But she gave me some sob story about just moving here and wouldn't leave me alone...

Oh, and I just remembered, when I turned 21 decades ago, my roomies took me to a titty bar, and I bought a beer... I gave them a $20, they gave me change for a $10... I immediately pointed this out, and they said they would count the register -- blah, blah... Of course, they just ripped me off.

The funniest thing was this guy from Africa... He said:

Back in Nigeria we fuck the women 100 miles an hour. No speed limit!


It still cracks the fuck out of me... He he he!

Save your money, and if you're that horny and unsuccessful with women, go see an escort... The titilation and teasing is just boring, lame and costly for a case of blue balls. Why pay money for a dry hump?

SO CRAP!
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Postby yut on Fri Dec 30, 2005 8:52 pm

scott wrote:Strip clubs strike me as bastions of sickness. It's a prejudice based on no proof or substance, but I really think I would be overcome with a feeling of sadness if I ever went to one. It's a baseless preconception, but my gut tells me that the number of strippers who aren't drug addicts and/or were not sexually abused as kids/teens is probably quite a bit smaller than the number who were/are. I haven't the slightest interest in visiting strip clubs to have a better idea. CRAP.


This is a well known myth... Sex workers are not all exploited drug addicts. I learned this in my college sociology of crime class. Many of them are well educated. One of the most popular porn stars, Tera Patrik, has a degree in molecular biology and was a nurse for several years... There's others too. You will find a higher incidence of drug abuse or childhood molestation amongst construction workers.

I think there's a lot of MBA/business types that are much more dispicable than your average sex worker...

But, as you say, this is your assumption. It's off base.

Aside from that, one thing I like about porn is that it has turned me on to women I would never think of... For example, not so hot chicks... There's a lot of average looking porn stars that look pretty good with their clothes off and their juices flowing... Also, I think the representation of african american women in porn is much more positive than it is in the mainstream media... The mainstream media tends to favor african american women with light skin, caucasian features, and anorexia... Sure, there's Queen Latifa, but she is not a sex symbol... I'm talkin' Tyra Banks, Naomi Campbell... In the porn world, you'll actually see african american women that don't have straight hair or light skin and caucasian facial features... The cool thing is porn has turned me on to the more african looking african american women... Not the white-washed ones the mainstream media presents.

I think the porn industry has much more racial integration and realistic portrayal of ethnic people... Sure, there's bad, tasteless stuff like "Asian Hookers" or what have you... But it's rare to see a black man with a white woman on mainstream TV. If you see it, they make a BIG DEAL about it... It's not rare at all in the porn world.

So, you see, while the fucky sucky may not appeal to your puritan values, I'd have to say, most porn has a cooler portrayal of humanity than the mainstream garbage that the major networks spew forth... Yep, they spew it right on your face, and you may act like you spit it out, but I know some of you swallow...
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Postby Chance on Sat Dec 31, 2005 12:27 am

Not crap. It has it's time and place.
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Postby Charlie D on Sat Dec 31, 2005 12:47 am

I am a fan of the tits.

The fact that every stripper I've been straddled by has the same pungent odor coming from between those tits, not a fan of.

Titties: Not Crap
Bottomless Cherry Cokes: Not Crap
Stripper Smell: Crap
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Postby Marsupialized on Thu May 24, 2007 8:11 pm

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Postby jlamour on Thu May 24, 2007 8:28 pm

Gramsci wrote:Crap. I'd rather talk to a real girl with her clothes on in a normal bar, than look at a "dancer" in a stripclub.
That's because you have a decent opinion of yourself and women. Only someone with a low self-esteem would frequent these. Though I have to admit Les Amazones in Montreal was a pretty good experience for an 18 yr old jlamour. Women of the Playboy/Penthouse caliber performing sexy gymnastics on stage. The last one I went to was Club O 5 yrs ago. Horrible skanks. My friend got laid in the VIP lounge. I think it cost him ca $100.
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Postby johnB on Thu May 24, 2007 8:56 pm

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Postby Little Atlas Heavyweight on Fri May 25, 2007 1:41 am

i got better wastes of my time and money.

crap.
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Postby Josef K on Fri May 25, 2007 5:49 am

I went to a couple of strip shows when I was 17 / 18. For me, at least, there can be few things less edifying than being with group of guys drooling over a naked woman. It's definitely not sexy or erotic, just a bit sad.


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Postby cervixFORaHEart on Fri May 25, 2007 9:31 am

Josef K wrote:It's definitely not sexy or erotic, just a bit sad.


sounds like every sexual encounter i had in high school.
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Postby eephour on Fri May 25, 2007 7:17 pm

So what is the difference bettween a Titty Bar and a Strip Club?
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Postby Marsupialized on Fri May 25, 2007 7:23 pm

eephour wrote:So what is the difference bettween a Titty Bar and a Strip Club?



Titty bar would be a dive bar somewhere out in the burbs where they have a couple local chicks come in on like, Friday nights and do a 'lingerie show' which is just stripping down to their underwear and pasties usually or tape over the nipples if it's the real deal and giving lap dances for around 5 bucks a pop and usually sell drugs while they are at it.
This is the best way to experience the whole thing if you ask me, there's a bar in Lyons I forget the name but they have the scene down pat it's like a cheesy movie. Bikers, Factory Workers, Gangbangers all crowded in this shithole bar getting lap dances from unattractive suburban women.

A strip club is what you think of when you think strip club, loud bad music, neon lights, stripers, bad pizza, etc...
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Postby Marsupialized on Mon Dec 14, 2009 1:33 pm

CHICAGO - A man faces murder, robbery and assault charges after a violent weekend crime spree around the Chicago area that investigators are still trying to piece together.

James Amison was charged with first-degree murder in Stephanie Reed's death. Her body was found Saturday in her Chicago home.

Amison also faces attempted murder charges in Maywood for allegedly shooting his father in the neck on Friday.

Police say Amison is a suspect in at least two more killings as well as several robberies and assaults.

Authorities say things ended late Saturday when Amison allegedly tried to rob a customer at a Harvey strip club before he was shot by two other customers. He faces attempted robbery and gun charges in that case.



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Postby AnthonyVillalobos on Mon Dec 14, 2009 1:52 pm

Marsupialized wrote:CHICAGO - A man faces murder, robbery and assault charges after a violent weekend crime spree around the Chicago area that investigators are still trying to piece together.

James Amison was charged with first-degree murder in Stephanie Reed's death. Her body was found Saturday in her Chicago home.

Amison also faces attempted murder charges in Maywood for allegedly shooting his father in the neck on Friday.

Police say Amison is a suspect in at least two more killings as well as several robberies and assaults.

Authorities say things ended late Saturday when Amison allegedly tried to rob a customer at a Harvey strip club before he was shot by two other customers. He faces attempted robbery and gun charges in that case.



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Postby Pibroch on Fri Aug 27, 2010 10:57 pm

Bump and a Not Crap, if you find a good place. Which we (my wife and I) did, nice looking girls, no hassle, 2-for-1 lapdances, and the clientelle were at least not all sleazeballs. It was my first time in a strip club, and it was tons of fun. A couple of the girls were obviously on something, or in another place, but most of them were attractive, and attentive. We got one chick who was mid-30's who had obviously been doing it too long. Her lapdance was practiced and by-the-book, and she had an annoying habit of slapping her fake tits on my nose.

The second one was much better.

Not CRAP, but this is a subject where it could be crap at any given point. Plus it is a place where nothing that comes out of any one girl's mouth is to be believed, simply because she is working for money and not primarily your happiness. I would never treat a girl like crap, ever, but I don't trust any of them, not initially anyway.
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Postby Andy Est En Feu on Fri Aug 27, 2010 11:06 pm

It's perverse to me that pornography or this type of 'profession' is considered a legitimate field to go in to. The fact that these places exist, and that pornography is a valid commodity to be sold in a free-market reveals a pathology about modern society that I find very disturbing.
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Postby Andy on Fri Aug 27, 2010 11:08 pm

What does it reveal? That people like looking at other naked people? How's that a pathology? Humans have a sex drive.
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Postby Pibroch on Fri Aug 27, 2010 11:15 pm

Andy wrote:What does it reveal? That people like looking at other naked people? How's that a pathology? Humans have a sex drive.


Thank you. It's like being offended at someone saying "fuck". It's a gorram word. It takes on the properties you give it.
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Postby Andy Est En Feu on Fri Aug 27, 2010 11:23 pm

I can't think of a more depressing, and degrading occupation than having to strut around a bar half naked, in order to satisfy a mans sexual impulse. I imagine very few people would choose to do it if there were no money involved. Just think if your mother, sister, girlfriend etc, took up that job, I think you'd feel somewhat different about the whole thing.
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