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dialect: Fake Italian

Postby matthewbarnhart on Tue Feb 24, 2004 7:33 pm

I spent six months in 2002 trying to rid myself of the world's worst Italian accent. Now, thanks to this forum, it's back again. CRAP for ruining my life!

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Postby tmidgett on Tue Feb 24, 2004 8:00 pm

matthew! why to 'unlearn'--'unlarn'--the fake italian? this is to...create a distance between your soul and your brain.

i am so sad

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Re: dialect: Fake Italian

Postby Matthew Taylor on Tue Feb 24, 2004 10:26 pm

matthewbarnhart wrote:I spent six months in 2002 trying to rid myself of the world's worst Italian accent. Now, thanks to this forum, it's back again. CRAP for ruining my life!

mb



Believe me, I feel your pain...

Do not feel yourself full of stresses.

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Postby justinc on Wed Feb 25, 2004 3:56 am

this Fake Italian is more the fun to read and write than to speak!
It is the right way to present the funny thing to make out of!
this weekend i find out that If I am in the room with even one Fake Italianer I am to never make a clear sentence out loud, I will speak the Fake Italian with terrible amalgamous accent all day! It is to start a get on my nerves, but I am barley-to able to stop!

so okay for fun so
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Postby tmidgett on Wed Feb 25, 2004 11:52 am

the fake italian, for me, she is the 'fake sicilian'

actually, 'the fake sicilian who is to talk like the guy from chicago'

this, we, my friends and i, we have made this to talk like this when we have made tour of italy with our good friends. this first time, to tour, she was...maybe three years ago? and still, all the time, the fake italian.

i have talk sometime in the fake italian (sicilian) at the work. i have talk in the fake italian to my mother sometime. people, they don't to know what the fahg i am to talk about.

is a crazy life, but someone, she has to live it

fyi, these friends, they do tell me that the fake s.w.i.t.t.l.t.g.f.c., she sound more like bad greek accent than anything of the else

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Postby Bradley R. Weissenberger on Wed Feb 25, 2004 2:08 pm

The girl who is to love me, she is so nice, smart, beautiful girl. She even to make of a move with me to the Idaho! So much of the love!

But she is to HATE the fake italiano SO MUCH. She is to make of the angry whenever I am to say maybe, "Hey, is so great. Si? Grazie." So much of the angry! Sorry girl of love! Bradley R. Weissenberger, he is to speaking of the fake italiano to make of a good memory for these Chicago friends to miss so much! Thank you fake italiano friends for comfort gift of fake italiano!

But I am no so good to make of the talk of the fake italiano with mouth. I am to make of a sound of the vampire from the poland. Is no good.
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Postby steve on Wed Feb 25, 2004 2:56 pm

Porco Dio! Bradley R. Weissenberger, I know so much this feeling.

I love it to use so much the fake italian. I talk a telefono to my fake Itailian friends, and these whole time my beautiful girlfriend, she is to stare lightning bolts of hate for the fake Italian.

I have made little fake Italian comments to the cats sometimes. Che baccala! does this make angry (di Vesuvio!) the beautiful girlfriend. "Don't teach to the cats! They are so young! You are being stupid asshole!"

I love these girlfriend so much, but still she calls me the stupid asshole so much. So, wtf.

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Postby Bradley R. Weissenberger on Wed Feb 25, 2004 4:39 pm

Buon Giorno, Serafino Francisco.

Me, I am also to have this so crazy thing, this way to make of the fake italiano to the beasts. Okay, I am to say to this dog, "Hey. Rapidamente, cane." This is when the dog, she is to make of the shits in the night when she is so cold in the outsides.

To make of the fake italiano for the dog when she is to make of the shits? When is so cold in the night? When is no other guy to hear these thing?

Is so special thing.
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Postby gcbv on Thu Feb 26, 2004 9:26 am

ah yes, i understand these thing you say with the domesticada animals of the house, yes!

my cat, she so nervous sometimes, I say "ah, poor cat, she is so-a scared, come to me and this now." and roommate he think maybe i am slow in the head.

also, last night, i learn that the dog of the house, he dont like fake chinese! i no lie to you now! i say to dog "come down here!" and he no come downstairs, then i say "kay nee o-wah! ching-tah!" and he bark and growl and run down to me all like an angry animal! i think this is so funny i do it all night, and again, the roommate, he think i get hit by rocks in secondary school too much.

you say, ok? yes!
But I digress. Please continue with the squirrel circuit semantic debate.
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Postby Niko on Thu Feb 26, 2004 9:56 am

Buon giorno, everyone!

Ok, I have to make registration because now I am to have this great urge to use this beautiful fake italiano! I come read here and she is to make me laugh almost everyday! And these times they are bad times, no?, so this, this is nice for me.
I am from Finland (she's in northern Italia) and still, still I have to use this fake italian. The queen of languages, I call her.

And this thing that our loved ones not understand the beauty of this language? Si, I know this! I know this all too well! My girlfriend, this bella donna, she is not to stand me at all when I speak these beautiful words. This is to make me so sad sometimes. Me, I was to think only I am to suffer of this, but now I am to see that signores Bradley and Steve, they have the same fate! Maybe is someone else, too?

At the last I can to use my primo language! I feel so much better now!

Grazie! Grazie!

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Postby Angus Jung on Thu Feb 26, 2004 2:44 pm

Fake Italian, she is so good. I am to try so hard, so hard for getting better at this. I am fearing, am not so good at it.

Some-atime, I am to be trying it, but is not Fake Italian, is more like the Yoda! Last part of sentence, put her first! And first is last! For the Yoda, so good. Breaking of this habit, I cannot seem.

Ryan Kevin Rezvani, Midgettonionio, Alambinio, Weissenbergetarianissillimorino, so good are these men. Is for learning, from them. I am trying more! Ciao!
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Postby Mr. Chimp on Thu Feb 26, 2004 3:31 pm

the art of l'italiano di falsificazione, she is of wonder! she has the new freshness of the lack of stale! She provide for excellence in personal times of break -

"Merda! I am feeling it, the swamp-ass of mind! I search for the piece of distraction.... of course! I will make the Rank with the fake Italian fun exercisingly!"

It is only with the mildness of question I find - the fake Italian easy and fun like small bird feeding to put on, but when completion of Ranked, she no complete! Small times Chimpanzo find whole thoughts with not the use in fake English but still with the fake Italian! Che cosa la scopata?!?
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Postby gaetano on Fri Feb 27, 2004 8:20 am

ciao ragazzi,il vostro uso del falso italiano mi piace da pazzi.continuate!
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Postby Mr. Chimp on Fri Feb 27, 2004 10:06 am

Hey, right on, WTF??!!?? Already today I have had the seeing of seises o siete thread typing on the electrical....Hey, I see that the fake Italian she is of the leaking! 500+ posts of the Rank, one fake Italian poll, and now fake italian she embraced with loving arms by all posting threadsters!!

The fake Italian, she has the osmosis! ¡cómo muy es agradable que es!
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Postby Matthew Taylor on Fri Feb 27, 2004 10:16 am

Niko wrote:Buon giorno, everyone! Me, I was to think only I am to suffer of this, but now I am to see that signores Bradley and Steve, they have the same fate! Maybe is someone else, too?


Yes, I am here and suffer as well!!

I am to see that myself in good company, both Niko, Steve and Brad have the problems with the girlfriends who hate this charade of the Italian language. I find myself, not in a manner of trying, but speaking it after long conversations with my genuine Italian friends, but am honestly telling you not on purpose! It is by influence of this general conversation. Like a breath, it happens.

Her eyes too, cut me in half for my speaking this way, a way I cannot freely help.

My heart is no longer heavy, as I feel to have support and community with you!

tutto a posto,
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Postby Seaside Lounge on Fri Feb 27, 2004 10:18 am

Mr. Chimp wrote:Small times Chimpanzo find whole thoughts with not the use in fake English but still with the fake Italian! Che cosa la scopata?!?


Of this I have the familiar, Chimpanzo! In the morning I drink the espresso and have many of laughter reading these board - is so much the clever! Then I take of the shower and my head she is still ringing with the sweet sounds of the fake Italiano. I do not will it - it is of the subconsciosa! And sometimes it is not to leave for maybe the whole afternoon. These dialect, it has become a little fire burning in the heart of Charlito! Si gratzi!
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Postby johnnyshape on Fri Feb 27, 2004 11:10 am

please be forgiving. this is my first mailing of this the on electronic system. i am new and so fresh!
i would enjoy to learn fake italian more. but i am not finding the tuition hunting easy.
who can tuit me more!??!?!
i am so anew and fresh and i do not want to stamp on anyhow's toes! so please, tell me. or throw me away.
can i join her gang?!?!?!
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Postby Biznono on Sat Feb 28, 2004 10:37 am

Fake Italian, she is not crap, my friends. Why she is making the women to suffer, I don’t know. But we need not to worry so much. Fake Italian, she is a generous mistress who can resupply the love lost from the hearts of the women when they hear us to speak her.

She is a veil we wear when for to express the difficult emotions. She adds grace and lilt to our thoughts when we fear they will leave our mouths or keyboards as simple pedestrians (pedoni semplici!). She disarms arrogance, makes gentle the insult. She adds pleasure to the mundane. She brings the old world to the new. She makes old age herself inviting!

I cannot express the joy I feel when I answer the phone, “Pronto!” But I will come as close as possible to expressing this joy if I do so...in fake Italian.

She brings from the original language all of the music but none of the meaning. She is glossolalia for the spiritually lost. She escorts the soul to the mind and beckons them to make some love.

So, si, for me, Biznono, she is a very beautiful way of life.

She has no right or wrong — please, Matthew, never be embarrassed to speak her! She makes for the real Italians our English better to understand! She brings Italy to Idaho! Italiano falso? What the fuck? She is the new lingua franca!!!!
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Postby stackmatic on Sat Feb 28, 2004 11:35 am

My little keyboard, where I am to be typing this for you, she is soaked in the tears. The tears they flow openly down the stackmatic cheeks making him to feel like weeping statue of the Virgin Mary. This is feeling he never have before until he read the words of the Biznono. Biznono, is so beautiful what you have typed in there for us! And you, yourself, Biznono, is so beautiful for having to typed this is in there for us! Never will there be greater the Proof that the Fake Italian, that she is Not Crap! Never will there be greater the Truth that the Fake Italian, that she is Not Crap! Never will the question again ever to have to be asked from the lips of Humankind!
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Postby matthewbarnhart on Sun Feb 29, 2004 11:55 am

Biznono wrote:She has no right or wrong — please, Matthew, never be embarrassed to speak her! She makes for the real Italians our English better to understand! She brings Italy to Idaho! Italiano falso? What the fuck? She is the new lingua franca!!!!


Biznono, my dear and beautiful friend, our beautiful friend does not make me embarassed. It is more, how you say, my own shitty speak of it that makes me to say, "Whaaat tha faaaahk?"

Mi fake italiano sounds not so good, and dis is where my sadness comes from. She maybe is like mating call of Andrei Codrescu and New Dehli curry merchant!

Ciao!

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