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Vile, sinful act: Analingus

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Re: Vile, sinful act: Analingus

Postby Marsupialized on Mon Sep 28, 2015 8:08 pm

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Re: Vile, sinful act: Analingus

Postby J_Temperance on Thu Oct 01, 2015 5:46 pm

Analingus, CRAP, I like to think I'm an open-minded person and I'm all for pee, menses, squirt, etc play but I draw the line where fucking human feces are concerned...and I'm no squeamish motherfucker, I've wrung shit out of corpses' intestines (during an autopsy of course you sick fucks) but shit...shit no man.

Maybe it's because I'm a hairy MF and hence I have a hard time doing # 2 (on account of dingleberries you see) so I actually think it comes out of empathy, I just don't like the thought of my special lady friend going fudge hunting when suddenly a days old, sort of petrified clump of shit falls right in the middle of her tongue. As for me doing it, it's SHIT man, that's how a whole shit ton of nasty ass parasites/viruses/bacteria get transmitted...maybe if my special lady friend has had an enema and a thorough, THOROUGH wipe with baby wipes, but when does that happen outside of porn shoots?
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Re: Vile, sinful act: Analingus

Postby Marsupialized on Thu Oct 01, 2015 6:24 pm

So, not with a strange, lumpy woman in the middle of the crowd at a music fest, then, is what you are saying?
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Re: Vile, sinful act: Analingus

Postby Boombats on Thu Oct 01, 2015 6:34 pm

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Re: Vile, sinful act: Analingus

Postby J_Temperance on Fri Oct 02, 2015 12:03 pm

Marsupialized wrote:So, not with a strange, lumpy woman in the middle of the crowd at a music fest, then, is what you are saying?


Maybe if she had some baby wipes handy...?
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Re: Vile, sinful act: Analingus

Postby lemur68 on Wed Oct 07, 2015 3:24 pm

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Re: Vile, sinful act: Analingus

Postby madmanmunt on Wed Oct 07, 2015 5:47 pm

In Jeff in Venice, Death in Varanasi, Geoff Dyer wrote:His brain was completely empty, devoid of the thoughts that were racing through it, all except one: Laura's ass. What was it about women's assholes? Where did it come from, this irresistible desire to stick one's fingers, cock and tongue up them? Shit was horrible, revolting stuff, but women's assholes...Maybe he should do a five-hundred-word op-ed piece on that, how the only thing in life contemporary man loves more than eating pussy is licking ass.
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Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated.
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Re: Vile, sinful act: Analingus

Postby Boombats on Wed Oct 07, 2015 9:21 pm

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That is amazing. It's like a secret Scientology hieroglyph.
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Re: Vile, sinful act: Analingus

Postby AnthonyVillalobos on Thu Oct 08, 2015 3:24 am

Marsupialized wrote: strange, lumpy woman


Great band name.

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Re: Vile, sinful act: Analingus

Postby Speedie on Sat Oct 17, 2015 3:06 am

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Re: Vile, sinful act: Analingus

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Re: Vile, sinful act: Analingus

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Re: Vile, sinful act: Analingus

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Re: Vile, sinful act: Analingus

Postby whoisalhedges on Sat Feb 27, 2016 12:16 am

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Oh dude, I remember those guys!!!
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Re: Vile, sinful act: Analingus

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Re: Vile, sinful act: Analingus

Postby whoisalhedges on Sun Feb 28, 2016 11:24 pm

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Re: Vile, sinful act: Analingus

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Re: Vile, sinful act: Analingus

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Re: Vile, sinful act: Analingus

Postby jimmy two hands on Fri Mar 25, 2016 5:57 pm

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Re: Vile, sinful act: Analingus

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