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Band: Motley Crue

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Total votes : 93

Postby Angus Jung on Fri Jan 19, 2007 2:26 pm

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Postby Wood Goblin on Fri Jan 19, 2007 2:37 pm

WF for "Live Wire," which is so-so.

But really, the Crue were terrible. I liked them for a couple of years in grade school, but I lost interest by high school and it never returned.

Crap, crap, crap.
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Postby hench on Fri Jan 19, 2007 4:53 pm

Kyle Motor wrote:The DJ said that he and another DJ were gonna start a Motley Crue tribute band called "What Vince, Where?!?"



nice one...

H-GM -- have you finished reading the dirt?
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Postby kerble on Fri Jan 19, 2007 6:07 pm

hench wrote:H-GM -- have you finished reading the dirt?


I just finished my copy of it last week or so. so great and so awful at the exact same time. kinda lags in the last third except for when Vince Neil and Mel Gibson burn down that bar.


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Postby rocker654 on Fri Jan 19, 2007 6:20 pm

A band with some jewels and many turds. I can't decide which way to vote.

And I read that book. I think they were "making it all up".
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Postby kerble on Fri Jan 19, 2007 6:27 pm

rocker654 wrote:And I read that book. I think they were "making it all up".


quite a bit of it seems like "Lies."




...oh well.........


off to the G'N'R thread!
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Postby hench on Fri Jan 19, 2007 10:54 pm

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this hangs over my computer setup in my studio. my uncle worked on their videos during the 'girls, girls, girls' days - almost got his head burned clean off from pyro, or so he claims... he sent me the autograph, his backstage passes, and a tshirt for my 11th birthday. in 1987. i was the baddest 7th grader in springfield, illinois.

this is the same uncle who, while we were riding the peoplemover at disneyland when i was 5 or 6 years old, told me that i would have a purple mohawk and learn to play guitar like eddie van halen. one out of two ain't bad.

this is the same uncle who was a playgirl centerfold in the late 80s.

uncle rick, you are the coolest uncle ever and you are not crap. motley crue, you are kind of crap and i know you are kind of crap but i'm still going to vote not crap.
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Postby hench on Wed Jan 24, 2007 6:53 pm

that's the motley sound - heavy groove...

rockumentary from 1990, when tommy lee had his original nose and mick mars had his original hip...
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Postby RSMurphy on Wed Jan 24, 2007 10:09 pm

Angus Jung wrote:Image



Kim trumps Genesis and Joan.

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Hench: I must've read that book cover to cover over twenty times. Great read, and thanks! I will return it to you promptly.
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Postby Jodi S. on Wed Jan 24, 2007 10:41 pm

hench wrote:this is the same uncle who was a playgirl centerfold in the late 80s.

Your uncle is Pete Steele?

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Postby rocker654 on Wed Jan 24, 2007 10:49 pm

The best drummer Motley ever had was Samantha Maloney.
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Postby drew patrick on Wed Jan 24, 2007 10:51 pm

Peripatetic wrote:Motley Crue fucking rules.

Nöt Cräp!

Long live the Crue.

[pumps fist]


Wrong. This band is not a good band in terms of either their music or their personality. Or their music. Did I mention the bad music and the bad songwriting?

WF of 10 because I've never even come remotely close to listening to any of their records in one sitting.
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Postby Boombats on Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:27 pm

Crap. Smoking COCK in the Boy's Room. even their first album, always a failsafe "at least" factor for most bands, was shit for it's time and Vince's vocals sounded like the 15-yr-old girls they ended up giving crabs to backstage.

Mick Mars' moustache was kind of cool, he cleared off a place for me to sit down.

Tommy Lee lives on the same plane of enforced self-delusion that OJ Simpson inhabits.

Vince Neil has nice hips for a 50-year-old woman.

Nikki Sixx has a gay name and a gay bass.

CRAPETY CRAPCRAP. Sad that I know "punks" who dig this shit, when those yipped-out rock stars don't give a fuck about the people on the street.


Aaah... it feels good taking a fat anger-shit. Dr Feelgood coming out of my ass.

CRAP.
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Postby RSMurphy on Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:58 pm

Boombats wrote:Sad that I know "punks" who dig this shit, when those yipped-out rock stars don't give a fuck about the people on the street.


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Postby lemur68 on Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:36 am

rocker654 wrote:The best drummer Motley ever had was Samantha Maloney.


And also the hottest girl that was ever in the band.
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Postby Boombats on Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:01 am

lemur68 wrote:
rocker654 wrote:The best drummer Motley ever had was Samantha Maloney.


And also the hottest girl that was ever in the band.


After Vince.
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Postby DrAwkward on Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:06 am

lemur68 wrote:And also the hottest girl that the band was ever in.


wikipedia wrote:Drummer Samantha Maloney filled in on drums during the tour for this album. (This served to be a bad idea, as it's been rumoured that Sixx and Maloney had an affair and then-wife Donna found out about it.)
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Postby Eierdiebe on Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:36 am

motley crue is one of the most shit awful bands to have toured the planet.

and in case you were unaware of what a supreme scum bag vince neil is, he was cast to play a scum bag exactly like himself in that unspeakable andrew dice clay vehicle.
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Postby emmanuelle cunt on Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:37 am

EA thinks that motley crure are a better band than pearl jam. they are not. crap.
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Postby John C3 on Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:20 am

This shouldn't even need saying. Motley Crue are absolutely the biggest pile of fucking shite that ever curled out of Satan's fetid arsehole. No good will come of them. They are symptomatic of mankind's downfall. I have observed soil in the corners of a dank squat basements on ketamine that had more chance of providing anything of inspiration. They belong to failure. Loss is too good for them. Their home is the void. Their food is tectonic plate shifting angst. Their drink is the circle of hell reserved for traitors. They have no bones. Love and light hide from their pansy footsteps. Their only rock is the rock of abasement. I have smelt dead sheep that were more likely to bring a smile to my revolted face. Their girls girls girls are wrong wrong wrong. Even their children hate them. They are fart. Go to bed, Motley Crue. Go to sleep. Be gone from this world. There is no place for you here. Out!
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