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"Sandwich": Wigan Butty

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Re: "Sandwich": Wigan Butty

Postby ERawk on Fri Dec 05, 2014 12:29 am

There need to be a Vomitorium-Dome between this dude and Guy Fieri.
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Re: "Sandwich": Wigan Butty

Postby Tommy Alpha on Fri Dec 05, 2014 8:41 am

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Wat.

Not a big seller in SE6, I'll wager.
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Re: "Sandwich": Wigan Butty

Postby Rimbaud III on Fri Dec 05, 2014 8:45 am

Tommy Alpha wrote:Image

Wat.

Not a big seller in SE6, I'll wager.


Well that's my carnival stand sorted then! People are going to be queuing round the block for a piece of The Batty Man.
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Re: "Sandwich": Wigan Butty

Postby Dudley on Fri Dec 05, 2014 9:33 am

Rimbaud III wrote:
Tommy Alpha wrote:Image

Wat.

Not a big seller in SE6, I'll wager.


Well that's my carnival stand sorted then! People are going to be queuing round the block for a piece of The Batty Man.


I trust The Batty Man works out of The Batty Van?
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Re: "Sandwich": Wigan Butty

Postby zom-zom on Fri Dec 05, 2014 9:37 am

Wait until I move there and open my Goth chippy, The Batty Cave.
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Re: "Sandwich": Wigan Butty

Postby Rimbaud III on Fri Dec 05, 2014 9:56 am

Not touching the pasties at Courtney Love's Batty Hole.
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Re: "Sandwich": Wigan Butty

Postby Dudley on Fri Dec 05, 2014 10:23 am

Rimbaud III wrote:Not touching the pasties at Courtney Love's Batty Hole.


And if we drop the apostrophe, and employ a fat bloke called Courtney, who clearly "gets high on his own supply", we can swerve any copyright/endorsement legal nonsense from la Love herself. In the same way that there was rumoured (by Mark Lamarr IIRC) to have been a chicken chippy in Reading owned by a man called Ken Tucky, called Ken Tucky Fries Chicken.
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Re: "Sandwich": Wigan Butty

Postby Rimbaud III on Fri Dec 05, 2014 12:21 pm

Dudley wrote:
Rimbaud III wrote:Not touching the pasties at Courtney Love's Batty Hole.


And if we drop the apostrophe, and employ a fat bloke called Courtney, who clearly "gets high on his own supply", we can swerve any copyright/endorsement legal nonsense from la Love herself. In the same way that there was rumoured (by Mark Lamarr IIRC) to have been a chicken chippy in Reading owned by a man called Ken Tucky, called Ken Tucky Fries Chicken.


This gem is in Forest Hill. The dude that runs it bears a passing similarity to Tim from Part Chimp. It used to have a Hangman quiz machine that kept me in free chicken for a year.

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Re: "Sandwich": Wigan Butty

Postby Tommy Alpha on Fri Dec 05, 2014 12:40 pm

Haha, that's been going since at least I was in school! Is that the one that would always turn you green, but you'd keep going back to?
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Re: "Sandwich": Wigan Butty

Postby Rimbaud III on Fri Dec 05, 2014 1:12 pm

Tommy Alpha wrote:Haha, that's been going since at least I was in school! Is that the one that would always turn you green, but you'd keep going back to?


This and pretty much every Morely's in the borough. I look back on those days wistfully now, reminded of a time when things were that much greener.
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Re: "Sandwich": Wigan Butty

Postby Tommy Alpha on Fri Dec 05, 2014 1:45 pm

Into my heart on chips that kill
From yon far firer grows:
What are those green remembered meal deals,
What legs, what breas' are those?
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Re: "Sandwich": Wigan Butty

Postby Isabelle Gall on Fri Feb 27, 2015 6:02 pm

While not adding to the body of knowledge The Grime Report's Five Pound Munch is fully in the spirit of the SWBT. Some gold in every episode (ep.33 with Blacks & Jendor is oddly touching), current favourite is the outtakes from the trip to Sheffield to film Tubby's.
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Re: "Sandwich": Wigan Butty

Postby steve on Fri Apr 17, 2015 1:07 pm

Is there going to be a batty wagon at the PRF BBQ? Why the fuck not then.
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Re: "Sandwich": Wigan Butty

Postby lucy on Fri Apr 17, 2015 1:17 pm

steve wrote:Is there going to be a batty wagon at the PRF BBQ? Why the fuck not then.


Will there be battered mars bars?

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Re: "Sandwich": Wigan Butty

Postby DregsInTheCrowd on Fri Apr 17, 2015 1:49 pm

There really should be a batter 'n' fry station. Bring in whatever you want deep-fried, dip it in award-winning batter, and the PRF's master fry cooks will get 'er done.
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Re: "Sandwich": Wigan Butty

Postby GypsumFantastic on Sat Apr 18, 2015 8:26 am

steve wrote:Is there going to be a batty wagon at the PRF BBQ? Why the fuck not then.


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Re: "Sandwich": Wigan Butty

Postby jimmy two hands on Sat Apr 18, 2015 11:05 am

steve wrote:batty wagon


That's what batty man drives.
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Re: "Sandwich": Wigan Butty

Postby emmanuelle cunt on Sat Apr 18, 2015 11:15 am

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Re: "Sandwich": Wigan Butty

Postby Tommy Alpha on Sat Apr 18, 2015 3:17 pm

Steve. Oh, Steve.

Your knowledge of UK coloquialisms could use some work.
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Re: "Sandwich": Wigan Butty

Postby lemur68 on Sat Apr 18, 2015 4:15 pm

I'm guessing he knows exactly what he said.
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