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Either/Or: Peanut Butter- Creamy or Chunky

Creamy
24
32%
Chunky
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68%
 
Total votes : 75

Postby horsewhip on Fri Jan 07, 2005 12:40 am

Johnny 13 wrote:I like creamy because I am not evil.


Fucking commie.
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Postby Fancy Pants on Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:24 pm

The battle of creamy vs. crunchy peanut butter is way too important to be left as a tie.

Therefore, I shall break it with my enthusiastic vote for creamy.

I eat PBJ sandwiches every single day for lunch (Mondays through Friday) and there is no way I could continue to do so if I had to make them with crunchy peanut butter.
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Postby Maaiq on Wed Jun 22, 2005 8:49 pm

Crunchy gives an otherwise unremarkable sandwich some much needed texture. If you want to eat creamy peanut butter with some slithery jelly muck on a couple slices of bread, be my guest, but don't expect me to have any respect for you afterward. The only thing you'll get out of that is a residual hunger and those annoying strawberry seeds stuck between your teeth if you've decided to go down that route. Blech.

The bread--preferably potato or some sort of whole wheat--should be toasted first, then the crunchy goes on one side, then the jelly, be it grape or raspberry or apple or whatever, goes on the other and the two are then brought together in a serendipitous union of crunch and sticky fruit slime which is pleasing to all senses.

Those frozen PB&Js are fucking awful.
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Postby glynnisjohns on Wed Jun 22, 2005 9:26 pm

Maaiq wrote: Those frozen PB&Js are fucking awful.




Godamned heresy! and Lazy.

Is it an astronaut thing? Like Tang?

Fuck it. It's stupid.


I like it crunchy and smooth.
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Re: Either/Or: Peanut Butter- Creamy or Chunky

Postby Awesome_Komodo on Wed Aug 25, 2010 4:29 pm

Marsup's PBJ thread reminded me that this existed.
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Re: Either/Or: Peanut Butter- Creamy or Chunky

Postby enframed on Wed Aug 25, 2010 4:57 pm

Faced with a choice between the two, in reality, I will choose creamy, and my vote reflects this preference, however, if chunky is all there is, I'm just fine with it.
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Re: Either/Or: Peanut Butter- Creamy or Chunky

Postby Marsupialized on Wed Aug 25, 2010 5:08 pm

I am on the midnight train to chunkytown

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Chunks of chocolate, perferably
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Re: Either/Or: Peanut Butter- Creamy or Chunky

Postby alex maiolo on Wed Aug 25, 2010 5:26 pm

Are you kidding? Chunky. No contest.

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Re: Either/Or: Peanut Butter- Creamy or Chunky

Postby jurgis rudkus on Wed Aug 25, 2010 5:36 pm

It has to be natural PB. Peanuts, salt. No fucking sugar. But the salt's gotta be in there.

CREAMY.

Furthermore:

Since I only do PB on good bread, I get crunch from the seeds, nuts, dried fruits, etc. already in the bread. Sliced thickly. TOAST THAT SHIT.

NO JELLY. Jelly is for losers. However, a few real berries, or thinly sliced apple, pear, etc. may be layered on top of the PB.

SERVE OPEN-FACED.
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Re: Either/Or: Peanut Butter- Creamy or Chunky

Postby Frank Decent on Wed Aug 25, 2010 6:27 pm

jurgis rudkus wrote:It has to be natural PB. Peanuts, salt. No fucking sugar. But the salt's gotta be in there.

CREAMY.

Furthermore:

Since I only do PB on good bread, I get crunch from the seeds, nuts, dried fruits, etc. already in the bread. Sliced thickly. TOAST THAT SHIT.

NO JELLY. Jelly is for losers. However, a few real berries, or thinly sliced apple, pear, etc. may be layered on top of the PB.

SERVE OPEN-FACED.


I'll open your face you creamy, jam-hating bastard!

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Re: Either/Or: Peanut Butter- Creamy or Chunky

Postby flyinghouses on Wed Aug 25, 2010 7:50 pm

As far as brands go, Jiff takes it even compared to the organic stuff. I like mine creamy. Every time
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Re: Either/Or: Peanut Butter- Creamy or Chunky

Postby dokazaado on Wed Aug 25, 2010 8:32 pm

I prefer chunky.

the best pb sandwich is natural chunky pb on some sort of cranbread. fuck a bunch of jelly.
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Re: Either/Or: Peanut Butter- Creamy or Chunky

Postby kenoki on Wed Aug 25, 2010 8:43 pm

creamy! but the natural kind, which is a little grainy anyway.
i like chunky too, but that's all my mom would get. still not entirely over that rebellion.
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Postby Johnny 13 on Wed Aug 25, 2010 9:22 pm

horsewhip wrote:
Johnny 13 wrote:I like creamy because I am not evil.


Fucking commie.



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Re: Either/Or: Peanut Butter- Creamy or Chunky

Postby AnthonyVillalobos on Wed Aug 25, 2010 10:30 pm

Both are extremely good. I wish I could vote for both. Preferably though, I'm goin' creamy.
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Postby placeholder on Wed Aug 25, 2010 10:43 pm

Creamy, but I really just wanted to point out this excellent exchange:

Angry_Dragon wrote:
Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:Angry Dragon: I am surprised by your stated preference for chunky style peanut butter.

Isn't it difficult to work through the syringe?


Not really, it's a hell of a lot easier than popcorn.


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Re: Either/Or: Peanut Butter- Creamy or Chunky

Postby Chromodynamic on Thu Aug 26, 2010 5:09 am

kenoki wrote:i like chunky too, but that's all my mom would get. still not entirely over that rebellion.


I am the same way with chicken, it's all my mom would prepare for me when I was growing up and I still avoid it out of residual defiance; I am somewhat relieved to know someone else shares this kind of hilarious madness.
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Re: Either/Or: Peanut Butter- Creamy or Chunky

Postby fishingrhod on Thu Aug 26, 2010 2:20 pm

chunky.

smooth is not part of my spread vocabulary. too bourgeois. like some servant has been tasked with prechewing.
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Re: Either/Or: Peanut Butter- Creamy or Chunky

Postby Nico Adie on Thu Aug 26, 2010 4:31 pm

Creamy.

An aside: Everyone knows that Cashew nuts are delicious. Why has Cashew Butter never attained the level of popularity that it clearly deserves?
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Re: Either/Or: Peanut Butter- Creamy or Chunky

Postby robert thefamilyghost on Thu Aug 26, 2010 4:40 pm

Nico Adie wrote:An aside: Everyone knows that Cashew nuts are delicious. Why has Cashew Butter never attained the level of popularity that it clearly deserves?

i'm sure you've done a price comparison before between peanuts and cashews, right?
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