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Either/Or: Peanut Butter- Creamy or Chunky

Creamy
24
32%
Chunky
51
68%
 
Total votes : 75

Re: Either/Or: Peanut Butter- Creamy or Chunky

Postby Johnny 13 on Wed Sep 28, 2011 11:06 am

Andy wrote:You know who prefers creamy to chunky? Children.

Isn't there some sort of Facebook-like 13-years-old-and-up rule here?


Chunky was invented when someone was to lazy to finish the job. It is like an unmade bed, or a woman improperly loved. Chunky is too energetic a word for this product. They should call it "Slothy".
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Re: Either/Or: Peanut Butter- Creamy or Chunky

Postby zom-zom on Wed Sep 28, 2011 11:28 am

It's Peanut "Butter". Butter does not have chunks in it. "Chunky" is favoured by the sort of sick person that eats cereal floating in a pool of milk and when the cereal is finished, tips the offending bowl to his smacking baby-lips and drinks the disgusting emulsion.

"Chunky" peanut butter is favoured by infantile "Dunkers", who have salivary gland problems and must moisten their food. The diseased individuals then enjoy drinking a sick emulsion of milk and crumbs, savouring the soggy particles as they slide down his phlegmy coated throat.
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Re: Either/Or: Peanut Butter- Creamy or Chunky

Postby jimmy two hands on Wed Sep 28, 2011 11:40 am

Gah, why do you have to bring milk into a perfectly good discussion about peanut butter? And you had to say it while I'm eating lunch! Now I feel sick.
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Re: Either/Or: Peanut Butter- Creamy or Chunky

Postby zom-zom on Wed Sep 28, 2011 11:54 am

Same with orange juice "with extra pulp".

You want pulp? Eat a fucking orange. Who wants to pay for lumps of crap in their drinks? Idiots, that's who.
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Re: Either/Or: Peanut Butter- Creamy or Chunky

Postby Ernest on Wed Sep 28, 2011 11:58 am

Zom's a Peter Pan, or Jif kind of guy.
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Re: Either/Or: Peanut Butter- Creamy or Chunky

Postby zom-zom on Wed Sep 28, 2011 12:01 pm

Actually I usually buy Kirkland Organic Creamy from Costco. It's very good.
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Re: Either/Or: Peanut Butter- Creamy or Chunky

Postby Ernest on Wed Sep 28, 2011 12:03 pm

I like the natural ones, too. I can't stand the oil, sugar concoction that passes as peanut butter.

Creamy or chunky, I don't care as long as it's 100% peanuts.
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Re: Either/Or: Peanut Butter- Creamy or Chunky

Postby jimmy two hands on Wed Sep 28, 2011 12:08 pm

Ernest wrote:I like the natural ones, too. I can't stand the oil, sugar concoction that passes as peanut butter.

Creamy or chunky, I don't care as long as it's 100% peanuts.

Sometimes they add salt, and I'm cool with that. But, yeah.
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Re: Either/Or: Peanut Butter- Creamy or Chunky

Postby Goddamn Miracle on Wed Sep 28, 2011 5:07 pm

fishingrhod wrote:chunky.

smooth is not part of my spread vocabulary. too bourgeois. like some servant has been tasked with prechewing.


Mine is Macaroni Salad. Hate that shit with a passion. WILL NOT EAT!!!

FOR THE RECORD cHUNKY
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Re: Either/Or: Peanut Butter- Creamy or Chunky

Postby The MayorofRockNRoll on Thu Sep 29, 2011 3:41 pm

chunky/crunchy.

I don't care what you have to say about it.

I don't care.


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Re: Either/Or: Peanut Butter- Creamy or Chunky

Postby GrantMcNeilly on Thu Sep 29, 2011 6:32 pm

The MayorofRockNRoll wrote:chunky/crunchy.

I don't care what you have to say about it.

I don't care.


Fuck you.
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