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Is Brent a Bun Cunt?

Brent is a cunt
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I have no problem with Brent
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Re: Bun Cunts

Postby jimmy two hands on Thu Mar 01, 2018 1:13 pm

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Re: Bun Cunts

Postby jimmy two hands on Mon Mar 05, 2018 10:14 pm

Here was the situation at work today: someone brought in cookies from a local bakery to share with everyone. However, they didn't bring in enough for everyone in the office to have one, and they left a note on the box saying "please take half a cookie so that everyone can have one." I looked into the cookie box and as expected, two people had already broken two cookies in half and left the other half in the box - not different styles of cookies, mind you, both the same variety of cookie - so that these 2 lonely dead halves would rot away in misery for the rest of the day. I took a whole goddamned cookie for myself and ate it so that a third cookie wouldn't suffer the same fate.

Question: am I a cookie twat for taking an entire cookie, thus ensuring someone in the office will not get half a cookie? Or was the person who didn't bring enough cookies to begin with the cookie twat? Or since this involves cookies rather than donuts, is there no twattery involved?

Note, I knew that most of the people in the office wouldn't even have half a cookie, and there were cookies left in the box when I left the office.
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Re: Bun Cunts

Postby Redline on Tue Mar 06, 2018 12:47 am

In the UK, you'd be a Biscuit Cunt...
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Re: Bun Cunts

Postby Anthony Flack on Tue Mar 06, 2018 6:14 pm

I don't know why you didn't take the two halves. And another whole one too, why not.

Anyway, the person probably should have just said "first in first served" rather than fucking around with mandated halves. Not everybody is going to want one, and if somebody misses out, well boo hoo.
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Re: Bun Cunts

Postby first2letters on Tue Mar 06, 2018 7:27 pm

“I bought these for all of you; please take half” — this is a whole new level of pastry fascism. Even worse if they left no knife and forced the proverbial 5000 to feed themselves by touching those cookies with their disgusting, germ-ridden fingers. You were right for taking the whole cookie. Salut!
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Re: Bun Cunts

Postby uglysound on Tue Mar 06, 2018 10:09 pm

Redline wrote:In the UK, you'd be a Biscuit Cunt...


Biscunt (though I believe they spell it as "viscount")
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Re: Bun Cunts

Postby Boombats on Tue Mar 06, 2018 10:53 pm

uglysound wrote:
Redline wrote:In the UK, you'd be a Biscuit Cunt...


Biscunt (though I believe they spell it as "viscount")

and it's pronounced "Buycount"
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Re: Bun Cunts

Postby Parbuckle on Wed Mar 07, 2018 11:41 am

Boombats wrote:
uglysound wrote:
Redline wrote:In the UK, you'd be a Biscuit Cunt...


Biscunt (though I believe they spell it as "viscount")

and it's pronounced "Buycount"

No, you're thinking of Pomerania.
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Re: Bun Cunts

Postby Madman Munt on Wed Mar 07, 2018 1:30 pm

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Re: Bun Cunts

Postby Redline on Wed Mar 07, 2018 2:02 pm

I read a story about Yoko Ono taking "biscuits" from George Harrison's food stash while she was in a bed in the recording session, and I thought of biscuits as a big dough w/ gravy thing, until I realized it was more what Americans call a cookie.

George said "That bitch!" and John for once was like, "Hey Yoko, you don't fuck with a guy's food..."
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Re: Bun Cunts

Postby Anthony Flack on Wed Mar 07, 2018 7:34 pm

Paul's jam butty, George's biscuits, Ringo taking a suitcase full of baked beans to India... nobody comes between a Beatle and his shit food.
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Re: Bun Cunts

Postby Redline on Wed Mar 07, 2018 9:10 pm

Anthony Flack wrote:
nobody comes between a Beatle and his shit food.

Not even May Pang!
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Re: Bun Cunts

Postby uglysound on Wed Mar 07, 2018 10:51 pm

Redline wrote:Not even May Pang!


Wait a second...

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Re: Bun Cunts

Postby steve on Thu Mar 08, 2018 1:55 pm

first2letters wrote:“I bought these for all of you; please take half”

If it is possible to be a dick by being under-generous, this is it. Bring enough for everybody, it's not hard. Round up to the nearest dozen.
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Re: Bun Cunts

Postby Boombats on Thu Mar 08, 2018 2:56 pm

uglysound wrote:
Redline wrote:Not even May Pang!


Wait a second...

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Re: Bun Cunts

Postby andyman on Thu Mar 08, 2018 4:50 pm

jimmy two hands wrote:Here was the situation at work today: someone brought in cookies from a local bakery to share with everyone. However, they didn't bring in enough for everyone in the office to have one, and they left a note on the box saying "please take half a cookie so that everyone can have one." I looked into the cookie box and as expected, two people had already broken two cookies in half and left the other half in the box - not different styles of cookies, mind you, both the same variety of cookie - so that these 2 lonely dead halves would rot away in misery for the rest of the day. I took a whole goddamned cookie for myself and ate it so that a third cookie wouldn't suffer the same fate.

Question: am I a cookie twat for taking an entire cookie, thus ensuring someone in the office will not get half a cookie? Or was the person who didn't bring enough cookies to begin with the cookie twat? Or since this involves cookies rather than donuts, is there no twattery involved?

Note, I knew that most of the people in the office wouldn't even have half a cookie, and there were cookies left in the box when I left the office.

How big is the office?
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Re: Bun Cunts

Postby seanurban on Fri Mar 09, 2018 12:04 am

steve wrote:
first2letters wrote:“I bought these for all of you; please take half”

If it is possible to be a dick by being under-generous, this is it. Bring enough for everybody, it's not hard. Round up to the nearest dozen.

To codify:
Once the food is in the break room, it's no longer yours. You can expect people to eat it. Nothing more, nothing less.
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Re: Bun Cunts

Postby night_tools on Fri Mar 09, 2018 7:13 am

I'm sure the situation could be improved by using a donut cutter

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Re: Bun Cunts

Postby ginger on Fri Mar 09, 2018 8:58 am

Latrice is a total bun cunt. Yesterday she took a bit out of a second donut when she hadn't finished her first one. She said she didn't want to finish the first one because it was sitting there too long.
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Re: Bun Cunts

Postby jimmy two hands on Fri Mar 09, 2018 10:05 am

andyman wrote:
jimmy two hands wrote:Here was the situation at work today: someone brought in cookies from a local bakery to share with everyone. However, they didn't bring in enough for everyone in the office to have one, and they left a note on the box saying "please take half a cookie so that everyone can have one." I looked into the cookie box and as expected, two people had already broken two cookies in half and left the other half in the box - not different styles of cookies, mind you, both the same variety of cookie - so that these 2 lonely dead halves would rot away in misery for the rest of the day. I took a whole goddamned cookie for myself and ate it so that a third cookie wouldn't suffer the same fate.

Question: am I a cookie twat for taking an entire cookie, thus ensuring someone in the office will not get half a cookie? Or was the person who didn't bring enough cookies to begin with the cookie twat? Or since this involves cookies rather than donuts, is there no twattery involved?

Note, I knew that most of the people in the office wouldn't even have half a cookie, and there were cookies left in the box when I left the office.

How big is the office?

We got 15 people here, give or take. Some days only 5 people will be here and 10 people will be working from home or visiting clients.

Oh, and someone brought donuts today. Will report back if we have any Brents lurking.
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