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Snub: Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star Wars

Postby Awesome_Komodo on Sat Sep 11, 2010 5:24 pm

I've been thinking about this pretty hard the past couple of days. This is some serious bullshit. Dude was vital to the Rebel's cause and deserved to be honored in the ceremony.

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Re: Snub: Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star Wars

Postby 6079smith on Sat Sep 11, 2010 5:27 pm

What would they pin it to? Fur?
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Re: Snub: Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star Wars

Postby iembalm on Sat Sep 11, 2010 5:31 pm

Did you know that Chewbacca died when he was crushed to death by a moon? True. Sacrificed himself to save Han's son Anakin. You could look it up.

Even the droids got medals. But then, droids don't tend to rip people's arms out of their sockets when someone tries to put a chain around their neck. Wookies have been known to do that.
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Re: Snub: Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star Wars

Postby Awesome_Komodo on Sat Sep 11, 2010 5:33 pm

6079smith wrote:What would they pin it to? Fur?
The medals were worn around the neck as seen here.
It's so sad. Chewie is left standing in front of Han and Luke groaning away like a simpleton. He got snubbed.
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Re: Snub: Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star Wars

Postby 6079smith on Sat Sep 11, 2010 5:38 pm

Guy walked around buck naked with a laser crossbow and a bandolier of I don't know square bullets. Who the hell needs a medal? Sorry, medallion?

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Re: Snub: Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star Wars

Postby 6079smith on Sat Sep 11, 2010 5:52 pm

big_dave wrote:Bugger the ewoks.


That medallion swingin' there right in front of you might put you off.
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Re: Snub: Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star Wars

Postby Blue of Noon on Sat Sep 11, 2010 6:16 pm

Is this a bit from a Kevin Smith movie?
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Re: Snub: Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star Wars

Postby Awesome_Komodo on Sat Sep 11, 2010 6:54 pm

Blue of Noon wrote:Is this a bit from a Kevin Smith movie?
You're thinking of the second Death Star bit from Clerks.
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Re: Snub: Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star Wars

Postby enframed on Sat Sep 11, 2010 8:15 pm

When I yawn I have the ability to sound like Chewbacca, only when I yawn.

It's crap that he didn't get one, but Chewy don't give a fuck.
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Re: Snub: Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star Wars

Postby readandburn on Sat Sep 11, 2010 8:34 pm

Racist crap.
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Re: Snub: Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star Wars

Postby SecondEdition on Sat Sep 11, 2010 8:46 pm

Fuck that. Give everyone a medal except one of the three or four coolest characters in the entire series? Bullshit.
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Re: Snub: Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star Wars

Postby ergo space pig on Sat Sep 11, 2010 9:03 pm

SO UNFAIR!! :(
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Re: Snub: Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star Wars

Postby Marsupialized on Sat Sep 11, 2010 9:46 pm

It's pretty obvious to me why he did not get the medal.
Let's see, what is it about Chewbacca that is different than the other members of the group? Hmmm, what is it? What could it be?
Oh, that's right, he's the only MUSLIM of the group. How odd that he is not honored like the Christian members of the party. How strange that he is treated as some sort of second class citizen, like his efforts were not worthy of reward.
Personally, I admire his restraint. He would have been well within his rights to blow every one of those white devils to bits.
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Re: Snub: Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star Wars

Postby BeanChilla on Sat Sep 11, 2010 10:01 pm

Marsupialized wrote:It's pretty obvious to me why he did not get the medal.
Let's see, what is it about Chewbacca that is different than the other members of the group? Hmmm, what is it? What could it be?
Oh, that's right, he's the only MUSLIM of the group. How odd that he is not honored like the Christian members of the party. How strange that he is treated as some sort of second class citizen, like his efforts were not worthy of reward.
Personally, I admire his restraint. He would have been well within his rights to blow every one of those white devils to bits.


His restraint is admirable, however I believe he was totally in his right mind to "pull people's arms out of their sockets... Wookiees are known to do that"


In the words of Obi-Wan Kenobi "Let him have it. It's not wise to upset a Wookiee"

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Re: Snub: Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star Wars

Postby William Wilson on Sat Sep 11, 2010 10:05 pm

Chewie's too cool for that pomp and ceremony bullshit. It wouldn't surprise me if he declined the medal, Marlon Brando-style.
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Re: Snub: Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star Wars

Postby madlee on Sat Sep 11, 2010 10:11 pm

what the hell are you guys talking about? Luke and Han just won the gold medal for two man bob sled.
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Re: Snub: Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star Wars

Postby iembalm on Sat Sep 11, 2010 11:32 pm

BeanChilla wrote:
Marsupialized wrote:It's pretty obvious to me why he did not get the medal.
Let's see, what is it about Chewbacca that is different than the other members of the group? Hmmm, what is it? What could it be?
Oh, that's right, he's the only MUSLIM of the group. How odd that he is not honored like the Christian members of the party. How strange that he is treated as some sort of second class citizen, like his efforts were not worthy of reward.
Personally, I admire his restraint. He would have been well within his rights to blow every one of those white devils to bits.


His restraint is admirable, however I believe he was totally in his right mind to "pull people's arms out of their sockets... Wookiees are known to do that"


In the words of Obi-Wan Kenobi "Let him have it. It's not wise to upset a Wookiee"

I haven't been as offended by anything in my life as I was the ending to a new hope.

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Re: Snub: Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star Wars

Postby Awesome_Komodo on Sun Sep 12, 2010 1:52 am

This thread needs more vitriolic outrage. Homeboy was snubbed for having fur. It's as simple as that.
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Re: Snub: Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star Wars

Postby fishingrhod on Sun Sep 12, 2010 2:01 am

Awesome_Komodo wrote: Homeboy was snubbed for having fur. It's as simple as that.

is it coz he is black?
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Re: Snub: Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star Wars

Postby Awesome_Komodo on Sun Sep 12, 2010 2:13 am

fishingrhod wrote:
Awesome_Komodo wrote: Homeboy was snubbed for having fur. It's as simple as that.

is it coz he is black?
What?
No way, homeslice.
I been using phrases like that since back in the day to talk about people.
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