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Either/Or: Peanut Butter- Creamy or Chunky

Creamy
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Chunky
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Total votes : 75

Re: Either/Or: Peanut Butter- Creamy or Chunky

Postby gjp on Thu Aug 26, 2010 5:08 pm

Gimme that chunk.
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Re: Either/Or: Peanut Butter- Creamy or Chunky

Postby Nico Adie on Thu Aug 26, 2010 5:16 pm

robert thefamilyghost wrote:
Nico Adie wrote:An aside: Everyone knows that Cashew nuts are delicious. Why has Cashew Butter never attained the level of popularity that it clearly deserves?

i'm sure you've done a price comparison before between peanuts and cashews, right?


Valid point, but still doesn't explain why Cashew Butter can only be found in shops that cater almost exclusively to people who wear colourful clothes and like the Grateful Dead.
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Re: Either/Or: Peanut Butter- Creamy or Chunky

Postby Johnny 13 on Thu Aug 26, 2010 5:23 pm

Nico Adie wrote:
robert thefamilyghost wrote:
Nico Adie wrote:An aside: Everyone knows that Cashew nuts are delicious. Why has Cashew Butter never attained the level of popularity that it clearly deserves?

i'm sure you've done a price comparison before between peanuts and cashews, right?


Valid point, but still doesn't explain why Cashew Butter can only be found in shops that cater almost exclusively to people who wear colourful clothes and like the Grateful Dead.


I have always assumed that the subtle differences between peanut and cashew butters would be overwhelmed by the American quantities of jam I use, and thus make it money wasted.
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Re: Either/Or: Peanut Butter- Creamy or Chunky

Postby robert thefamilyghost on Thu Aug 26, 2010 5:24 pm

Nico Adie wrote:Valid point, but still doesn't explain why Cashew Butter can only be found in shops that cater almost exclusively to people who wear colourful clothes and like the Grateful Dead.

hey now, people fork out dough like nobody's business at "health food" stores...
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Re: Either/Or: Peanut Butter- Creamy or Chunky

Postby Domagoj on Fri Aug 27, 2010 2:07 pm

My fridge is usually almost completely empty – a milk bottle, piece of (rancid) milk butter, a jam jar and … that's about right number of items. However, thanks to my mother's friend who brought them from America, now you can find two jars of American butter: Crunchy Peanut and Chunky Almond. The brand name is 365. Chunky Almond! I am still not sure which one tastes better. Chunky Almond is far better name.
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Re: Either/Or: Peanut Butter- Creamy or Chunky

Postby Johnny 13 on Fri Aug 27, 2010 2:08 pm

Domagoj wrote:My fridge is usually almost completely empty – a milk bottle, piece of (rancid) milk butter, a jam jar and … that's about right number of items. However, thanks to my mother's friend who brought them from America, now you can find two jars of American butter: Crunchy Peanut and Chunky Almond. The brand name is 365. Chunky Almond! I am still not sure which one tastes better. Chunky Almond is far better name.


That is the Whole Foods brand, which I think is quite good.
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Re: Either/Or: Peanut Butter- Creamy or Chunky

Postby Domagoj on Fri Aug 27, 2010 2:47 pm

I knew it had to be on good side. Thank you mama. It took me some time to get used to peanut butter. Now I can eat all sorts of sandwiches made with it.
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Re: Either/Or: Peanut Butter- Creamy or Chunky

Postby flyinghouses on Sun Aug 28, 2011 3:36 pm

I have developed a serious habit with Jiff. I can't stop devouring the creamy. As soon as I open the jar I lose all control
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Re: Either/Or: Peanut Butter- Creamy or Chunky

Postby Speedie on Sun Aug 28, 2011 6:54 pm

Both are badass. I always have creamy in the house, but will eat the shit out of chunky if need be.

Creamy.
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Re: Either/Or: Peanut Butter- Creamy or Chunky

Postby circle_ruler on Mon Aug 29, 2011 1:26 am

Speedie wrote:Both are badass. I always have creamy in the house, but will eat the shit out of chunky if need be.

Creamy.

stop with the sex talk and focus on the issue at hand you effingcon.

you have to process chunky slightly less so it therefore takes less energy and thus puts off the demise of our species for a day or two if global peanut butter consumption is taken into account. that day or two may be crucial for the survival of humankind.

think of the children - choose chunky.
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Re: Either/Or: Peanut Butter- Creamy or Chunky

Postby Rimbaud III on Mon Aug 29, 2011 9:10 am

Why the pissing labflaps can't we have a compromise between the two? I would buy the shit out of a 50/50 mix of smooth and crunchy. Did we learn nothing from 9/11?
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Re: Either/Or: Peanut Butter- Creamy or Chunky

Postby circle_ruler on Mon Aug 29, 2011 9:33 am

Rimbaud III wrote:Why the pissing labflaps can't we have a compromise between the two?

either commit fully or get out of the jar, centrist swine.
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Re: Either/Or: Peanut Butter- Creamy or Chunky

Postby Rimbaud III on Mon Aug 29, 2011 9:45 am

circle_ruler wrote:
Rimbaud III wrote:Why the pissing labflaps can't we have a compromise between the two?

either commit fully or get out of the jar, centrist swine.


I denounce all forms of nut-based extremism. I'm a multi-nuturalist.
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Re: Either/Or: Peanut Butter- Creamy or Chunky

Postby Isabelle Gall on Mon Aug 29, 2011 10:52 am

The word 'chunky' triggers my gag reflex-I do not want 'chunks' of anything in food.

'Crunchy' is acceptable however.
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Re: Either/Or: Peanut Butter- Creamy or Chunky

Postby Mick Shrimpton on Mon Aug 29, 2011 1:59 pm

Creamy peanut butter is ok if you're a finnicky toddler. I bet you also dip your dinosaur nuggets in ketchup.

Chunky is manfood for men.
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Re: Either/Or: Peanut Butter- Creamy or Chunky

Postby mazacultura on Mon Aug 29, 2011 3:14 pm

Chunky/crunchy-style natural-ish peanut butter on a big-ass slice of fresh-baked bread. Fuck. Yes.
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Re: Either/Or: Peanut Butter- Creamy or Chunky

Postby jimmy two hands on Mon Aug 29, 2011 3:54 pm

Crunchy all the way. I will accept creamy if I am all out of crunchy. We have some recipes that require creamy peanut butter, and I use that on my morning toast in a pinch. But I usually throw a handful of peanuts on top to correct the situation.
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Re: Either/Or: Peanut Butter- Creamy or Chunky

Postby Speedie on Tue Aug 30, 2011 3:14 am

circle_ruler wrote:
Speedie wrote:Both are badass. I always have creamy in the house, but will eat the shit out of chunky if need be.

Creamy.



you have to process chunky slightly less so it therefore takes less energy and thus puts off the demise of our species for a day or two if global peanut butter consumption is taken into account. that day or two may be crucial for the survival of humankind.

think of the children - choose chunky.


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Re: Either/Or: Peanut Butter- Creamy or Chunky

Postby circle_ruler on Tue Aug 30, 2011 9:29 am

Speedie wrote:
circle_ruler wrote:
Speedie wrote:Both are badass. I always have creamy in the house, but will eat the shit out of chunky if need be.

Creamy.

you have to process chunky slightly less so it therefore takes less energy and thus puts off the demise of our species for a day or two if global peanut butter consumption is taken into account. that day or two may be crucial for the survival of humankind.

think of the children - choose chunky.

Fucking hippy.

take that back you binary shyster. is it so wrong to love your fellow Hom saps? perhaps there is something in the notion that Australians are a degenerate breed fit only for menial tasks, uncouth rock and sports involving massive pain. whatever, on behalf of the rest of the world let me extend this olive branch to each and every one of you coupled with the gift of internal love.

i also like chunky because you can pick the bits from betwixt the teeth for several days afterwards. mmm, small nutty packed lunch.
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Re: Either/Or: Peanut Butter- Creamy or Chunky

Postby Andy on Tue Sep 27, 2011 5:14 pm

You know who prefers creamy to chunky? Children.

Isn't there some sort of Facebook-like 13-years-old-and-up rule here?
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