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Cats OR Dogs?

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Re: Either/Or: Cats vs Dogs

Postby lemur68 on Thu May 15, 2014 5:55 pm

You guys would claim Lassie actually had the ability to communicate English through barks before conceding that a cat might not always be the quadruped equivalent of a Libertarian
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Re: Either/Or: Cats vs Dogs

Postby enframed on Thu May 15, 2014 8:54 pm

lemur68 wrote:You guys would claim Lassie actually had the ability to communicate English through barks before conceding that a cat might not always be the quadruped equivalent of a Libertarian



I'd never say that. That would be insulting to the cat, who can't help itself.
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Re: Either/Or: Cats vs Dogs

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Re: Either/Or: Cats vs Dogs

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Re: Either/Or: Cats vs Dogs

Postby fredrock on Fri Sep 12, 2014 11:25 am

DOGS
Seeing eye dogs
Search dogs
Rescue dogs
Guard dogs
Military service dogs
Bomb sniffing dogs
Hunting dogs
Retrieving dogs
Comfort/therapeutic companion dogs (maybe a few cats too but dogs by a WIDE margin)
Cancer detecting dogs (newly emergent field)
CATS
Not so much…
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Re: Either/Or: Cats vs Dogs

Postby Defender on Sat Sep 13, 2014 1:11 pm

that's because cats know better.. and the last five things you listed for dogs, well i know cats
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Re: Either/Or: Cats vs Dogs

Postby fredrock on Sat Sep 13, 2014 1:33 pm

Defender wrote:that's because cats know better.. and the last five things you listed for dogs, well i know cats

...and I know dogs.
I don't dislike cats but they are basically amusing moochers whereas dogs will live and die for mankind.
As I said, CATS...not so much
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Re: Either/Or: Cats vs Dogs

Postby Defender on Sat Sep 13, 2014 1:39 pm

fredrock wrote:
Defender wrote:that's because cats know better.. and the last five things you listed for dogs, well i know cats

whereas dogs will live and die for mankind. As I said, CATS...not so much

yes because cats know better
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Re: Either/Or: Cats vs Dogs

Postby wellbutrin on Sat Sep 13, 2014 3:33 pm

Philosophically and on paper, cats. In real life, dogs. I have both, and the dogs drive me more nuts.

Dogs though.
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Re: Either/Or: Cats vs Dogs

Postby fredrock on Sat Sep 13, 2014 5:59 pm

Cat whisperer = "because cats know better." (?)
PRF Vet = "...In real life, dogs.."
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Re: Either/Or: Cats vs Dogs

Postby John George Peppers on Sat Sep 13, 2014 6:20 pm

fredrock wrote:cats are basically amusing moochers whereas dogs will live and die for mankind.


That, right there.

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Re: Either/Or: Cats vs Dogs

Postby Defender on Sun Sep 14, 2014 1:55 am

i just realized something

i might just be a little biased because i have two cats that are very likely better than all of yours
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Re: Either/Or: Cats vs Dogs

Postby Defender on Sun Sep 14, 2014 2:00 am

the other day mokin an e-cig my cat kept advancing towards me n the moke..
he thought it was pot :smt005 :wink: :smt004
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Re: Either/Or: Cats vs Dogs

Postby zom-zom on Wed Oct 22, 2014 1:33 pm

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Re: Either/Or: Cats vs Dogs

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Re: Either/Or: Cats vs Dogs

Postby biscuitdough on Thu Oct 23, 2014 10:35 am

OK, so we're talking companion animals here, right? Therefore all the worker dog examples are totally invalid.

I like cats best as companions because their natural drive is to bury their excrement in sand to hide its odor, rather than to lay it out in the most public area possible to impress everyone. Also they are small, they don't meow just because the neighbor's cat is meowing, and their small sizes and retractable nails don't cause a great deal of discomfort when they flop on you.

That said, I love dogs too, albeit those with lazier, more catlike personalities. My friend's boxer mix and I spend many an hour bro'ing out each week.
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Re: Either/Or: Cats vs Dogs

Postby enframed on Thu Oct 23, 2014 5:19 pm

You'd think that after 15 years that my cat would stop yelling at me while he's watching me open a can of food for him, but he's an idiot so he just keeps yelling. Anyone whose dogs annoy him hasn't trained his dogs well.
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Re: Either/Or: Cats vs Dogs

Postby biscuitdough on Fri Oct 24, 2014 9:09 am

enframed wrote:You'd think that after 15 years that my cat would stop yelling at me while he's watching me open a can of food for him, but he's an idiot so he just keeps yelling. Anyone whose dogs annoy him hasn't trained his dogs well.


Some animals can be trained not to be food-motivated and some cannot. Cats and dogs both.
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Re: Either/Or: Cats vs Dogs

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Re: Either/Or: Cats vs Dogs

Postby rgauss on Thu Jan 08, 2015 12:42 pm

If we're talking about general superiority, cats easily. Great companions, smart, clean, low maintenance, and there lineage as predators is unfuckwithable.
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If we're talking about servitude to humankind (that's a strange measure), dogs. Also great companions and smart.
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