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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby numberthirty on Wed Jan 03, 2018 8:50 pm

- For starters, you're going to need a new chicken.
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby numberthirty on Wed Jan 03, 2018 8:53 pm

bishopdante wrote:Zen master says to disciple: "what is the sound of one hand clapping?"

Disciple slaps the master in the face.


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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby jimmy two hands on Wed Jan 03, 2018 10:08 pm

“I don’t have a Cadillac in my garage!”

“I can’t load sand into a dumptruck with a pitchfork!”
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby Christopher on Wed Jan 03, 2018 11:32 pm

"Hey kid, wanna buy some candy?"
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby jimmy two hands on Thu Jan 04, 2018 12:51 am

So they don’t explode when you fuck them
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby first2letters on Thu Jan 04, 2018 12:59 pm

Mama Clortho wrote:
first2letters wrote:“The light was on.”


Well, when Uncle Terry's been drinking -- you don't fuck with him.


An invaluable life lesson from Little Johnny :)
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby seanurban on Wed Mar 14, 2018 8:23 pm

That's not seafood, it's a red herring!
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby travis k on Wed Mar 14, 2018 8:41 pm

Yes I'm addicted to heroin and yes this dog is still alive. All I need is 1 dollar for dog food. Forever.
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