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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby Anthony Flack on Wed Dec 27, 2017 4:03 pm

I don't even understand this criticism. You think it's sad that we're happy that Roy Moore handed Jeff Session's senate seat to a Democrat?
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby bishopdante on Wed Jan 03, 2018 10:00 am

Zen master says to disciple: "what is the sound of one hand clapping?"

Disciple slaps the master in the face.
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby numberthirty on Wed Jan 03, 2018 8:50 pm

- For starters, you're going to need a new chicken.
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby numberthirty on Wed Jan 03, 2018 8:53 pm

bishopdante wrote:Zen master says to disciple: "what is the sound of one hand clapping?"

Disciple slaps the master in the face.


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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby jimmy two hands on Wed Jan 03, 2018 10:08 pm

“I don’t have a Cadillac in my garage!”

“I can’t load sand into a dumptruck with a pitchfork!”
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby Christopher on Wed Jan 03, 2018 11:32 pm

"Hey kid, wanna buy some candy?"
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby jimmy two hands on Thu Jan 04, 2018 12:51 am

So they don’t explode when you fuck them
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby Janeway on Thu Jan 04, 2018 7:35 am

shut your donut hole haha
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby first2letters on Thu Jan 04, 2018 12:59 pm

Mama Clortho wrote:
first2letters wrote:“The light was on.”


Well, when Uncle Terry's been drinking -- you don't fuck with him.


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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby Janeway on Fri Jan 05, 2018 9:52 am

it's hard out here for a pimp

mostly just to my parents when they ask me for cash for my mcdonalds or beer from the grocery store or wendys or beef sammiches or wine from trader joes. everything i order is under $5 so whenever they try to hit me up for that 5 bucks when they get home, i just feel around my pockets miming like im totally gonna give them cash but i sing "you know its haaard out here for a piiimp" and then my mom laughs and says "nevermind" and thats how i get cool stuff frommy folks. the end.
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby seanurban on Wed Mar 14, 2018 8:23 pm

That's not seafood, it's a red herring!
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby travis k on Wed Mar 14, 2018 8:41 pm

Yes I'm addicted to heroin and yes this dog is still alive. All I need is 1 dollar for dog food. Forever.
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