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Re: Celebrity Crush, Regardless Of Era

Postby Janeway on Sun Oct 08, 2017 5:55 pm

^wow. thanks. :(
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Re: Celebrity Crush, Regardless Of Era

Postby Bill Flaig on Sun Oct 08, 2017 7:04 pm

Defender wrote:i think because you could have real nasty, face-punching degrading sex and there wouldnt be any awkward guilt after you came.


Yeeesh. No real place here for things like this.
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Re: Celebrity Crush, Regardless Of Era

Postby Defender on Sun Oct 08, 2017 8:36 pm

sorry. i thought it was funny.

anyways how is it that you are to determine this?
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Re: Celebrity Crush, Regardless Of Era

Postby Bill Flaig on Sun Oct 08, 2017 10:19 pm

It's just not funny or particularly insightful.

I don't come here for talk of "face-punching" or "degrading" women. If others do then that's news to me.

I'm not really in to that whole idea.
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Re: Celebrity Crush, Regardless Of Era

Postby MRoyce on Mon Oct 09, 2017 12:51 am

Agreed with Bill Flaig. That kind of "humor" is not funny.
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Re: Celebrity Crush, Regardless Of Era

Postby Janeway on Mon Oct 09, 2017 6:06 am

when buffy came out i always thought she was so cool, she knew those cheers and just handled vampires all the time, and the guys in the movie all thought she was a badass but were like "you're not gonna kick my ass if I ask you to dance, are you?" haha and the guys in my class at school all thought kristy swanson was hott stuff whether she had a brain in her head or not so cheers to a perfect ten giving chicks an ideal to grow into ...
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Re: Celebrity Crush, Regardless Of Era

Postby MatthewK on Mon Oct 09, 2017 6:24 am

Janeway wrote:doyou know who i thought was pretty? the beautiful and intelligent journalists that keep dying for what they believe in
r.i.p. true beauty

Go Janeway, keeping it real. Well said.
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Re: Celebrity Crush, Regardless Of Era

Postby kokorodoko on Mon Oct 09, 2017 2:51 pm

I honestly read Defender's comment as saying sex with Ivanka Trump would leave you feeling so degraded that you were punching your face in regret.

I was high though.
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Re: Celebrity Crush, Regardless Of Era

Postby Cactus on Mon Oct 09, 2017 3:31 pm

Janeway wrote:but seriously guys ivanka trump? we really want to snowball as far as this goes? let's dig alittle deeper, there's plenty of chicks with blonde hair and blowup doll faces and parts of nipple showing in the porn world that arent total aryan psycho idiots. kudos for finding beauty in something disgusting but like, c'mon...

shall we post attractive pictures of paris hilton? cause she's the exact same thing
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On what planet are Ivanka Trump and Paris Hilton exact the same thing? Cause it's not the Earth.
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Re: Celebrity Crush, Regardless Of Era

Postby Janeway on Mon Oct 09, 2017 3:49 pm

^i implore you, what is the difference?
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Re: Celebrity Crush, Regardless Of Era

Postby Janeway on Mon Oct 09, 2017 3:59 pm

he said nasty sex as if she's some dirty fetish thing like trash you can fuck and cum into like a sock and punch in the face and toss to the side, or was it punch your own face after, uh, good save. nothing awkward or guilty about punching a face after degrading sex, yours or hers or whoevs.


but that makes me feel great about my crush and general uh, defining of myself if what guys find attractive in girls is to look and be degraded and punch-worthy, just depresses me when I make my shopping lists , like I'm supposed to pick up pin up doll makeup and be mcdoanlds.

blonde bland white american cheese girls , feel free.., but if you had a crush on the hole in the floor I'd be giving you just as much scrunity. cause like, c'mon, you can't find some other white hoe without trumps exact face to be disgusting about? there's a reason such playboy magazines were invented. meaningless attraction can be dangerous attached to something so vile. not being able to tell the difference is your own embarrassing announcement .
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Re: Celebrity Crush, Regardless Of Era

Postby Janeway on Mon Oct 09, 2017 4:21 pm

here's a tribute to a classic blonde that, take notes dumb kardashian, gives as much joy as she sparkled in beauty. here's the iconic scene from "niagra" when marilyn monroe's white square husband is too prideful and still mad about some dumb fight to bang on their honeymoon, so she puts on her most fushia dress and sparkley jewelry like she's about to sing "diamonds are a girl's best friend" except it's in the middle of a honeymooners campground of jelly wives and drooling husbands all watching her sparkle just making a display of herself waiting for her guy to come do the right thing...
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please if you could just adjust the compass setting of your attaction to point at a real blonde american cutie...
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Re: Celebrity Crush, Regardless Of Era

Postby Defender on Mon Oct 09, 2017 4:43 pm

it was a joke. oops

and i dont see how it's sexist
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Re: Celebrity Crush, Regardless Of Era

Postby Cactus on Mon Oct 09, 2017 5:06 pm

Janeway wrote:he said nasty sex as if she's some dirty fetish thing like trash you can fuck and cum into like a sock and punch in the face and toss to the side, or was it punch your own face after, uh, good save. nothing awkward or guilty about punching a face after degrading sex, yours or hers or whoevs.


but that makes me feel great about my crush and general uh, defining of myself if what guys find attractive in girls is to look and be degraded and punch-worthy, just depresses me when I make my shopping lists , like I'm supposed to pick up pin up doll makeup and be mcdoanlds.

blonde bland white american cheese girls , feel free.., but if you had a crush on the hole in the floor I'd be giving you just as much scrunity. cause like, c'mon, you can't find some other white hoe without trumps exact face to be disgusting about? there's a reason such playboy magazines were invented. meaningless attraction can be dangerous attached to something so vile. not being able to tell the difference is your own embarrassing announcement .


What exactly does his sexist joke has to do with Luzwei and me finding Ivanka Trump attractive?
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Re: Celebrity Crush, Regardless Of Era

Postby total_douche on Mon Oct 09, 2017 5:35 pm

Couple things:

1.) There is big difference between Paris Hilton and Ivanka Trump: one is the daughter of a rich dude who was famous for being famous for a while and is otherwise mostly harmless; the other is the daughter of a rich dude, and willingly one of the many faces of said rich dude's fascist, authoritarian regime.

2.) It is never okay to demean someone for aspects of their physical appearance that they can't control. Just because Ivanka happens to fit in with the current zeitgeist of what Americans think a woman should look like is no excuse to look down on her for it. She has absolutely no control over her DNA. She does, however, have control over being part of a fascist, authoritarian regime, and there is nothing wrong for looking down on her for that.
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Re: Celebrity Crush, Regardless Of Era

Postby Janeway on Mon Oct 09, 2017 6:29 pm

guys that can't tell the difference don't deserve the real thing

you know how many trannys are more attractive to your erection than ivanka-donald trump

good luck
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Re: Celebrity Crush, Regardless Of Era

Postby Boombats on Tue Oct 10, 2017 12:26 am

Seeing even just 1% of Donny's face in hers as we gazed at each other through the oxytocin haze would make me rip my penguis off and beat myself to death with it so no thanks. Like the lady said, many more replicants out there to skeez over. If you really want to bum Trump out, since none of yall have any chance with Ivanka, just adopt a refugee kid or something. Don't have sex with it though, you freaks
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Re: Celebrity Crush, Regardless Of Era

Postby Cactus on Wed Oct 11, 2017 11:36 am

Am I on Tumblr?
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Re: Celebrity Crush, Regardless Of Era

Postby JohnnySomersett on Fri Oct 13, 2017 4:23 am

Cactus wrote:Am I on Tumblr?


You just killed me off. Just laughed so hard that beer came out my nose. Kudos.
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Re: Celebrity Crush, Regardless Of Era

Postby travis k on Sat Oct 21, 2017 7:16 am

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